You're fucked in the head, marty. For example, the FBI and the Department of Justice are going after insurrectionists who stormed the Capitol. You know, the FBI headed by a Republican appointed by a Republican. And the Department of Justice, at the time, also headed by a Republican appointed by a Republican.
Again, moron, different people, different jurisdictions, different circumstances, different crimes and different potential outcomes. But fear not, your desperation to lessen the significance of Insurrection day is noted and laughed at.