The answer is not only won't you be able to read the thing in 2 mins but you won't be able to understand it in two hours.
And when you don't want to read a bill in it's entirety, you can read the official summary of its provisions prepared by the Congressional Research Service (also right there on the THOMAS link), which for this short bill is:
SUMMARY AS OF:
6/25/2009--Introduced.
Senior Financial Empowerment Act of 2009 - Requires the Federal Trade Commission (FTC): (1) to disseminate to seniors and their families and caregivers information on mail, telemarketing, and Internet fraud targeting seniors, including on ways of referring complaints to appropriate law enforcement agencies; (2) in response to a request about a particular entity or individual, to provide publicly available information on any record of civil or criminal law enforcement action for such fraud; and (3) to maintain a website as a resource for such individuals on those kinds of fraud.
Directs the Attorney General to establish and administer a competitive grant program for mail, telemarketing, and Internet fraud prevention education programs for senior citizens.
Expresses the sense of Congress with respect to public awareness of the impact of such fraud on senior citizens.