Lisa needs to go on over to Egypt and get her reparations.
Apparently she hasn't read the bible. God made a covenant with Israel, and that covenant is supposed to be followed. If it is not, God has promised there would be severe consequences. Lisa violates one of the great laws as stated by Jesus Christ.
36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’
In Mark 12:29 Jesus recites the Shema. This is the Jewish assertion of monotheism, and the holiest Jewish prayer: "And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments
is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord."
In Matthew 19:17:
" And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good?
there is none good but one,
that is, God"
and in Mark 10:18:
" And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good?
there is none good but one,
that is, God."
Jesus denies his divinity.
Nevertheless, the Gospel according to St. John asserts the divinity of Jesus:
John 1:1:
"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."
John 1:10 - 14
He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not. He came unto his own, and his own received him not. But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God,
even to them that believe on his name: Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
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I am a Christian. How do I account for contradictions in the Bible?
I believe the Bible was inspired by God, but not dictated by Him. The Old Testament and the Apocrypha were written by Jews. All or most of the New Testament was written by people we would recognize as Messianic Jews.
I see the Bible as an anthology of Jewish religious writings. Anyone who has known and liked as many Jews as I have knows that they love to disagree with each other.