Zone1 Reasons to Believe Jesus is Returning soon

[hobelim]

Oh, so now it's not Christians you mock, it's Catholics?

No, I am not mocking Christians, Catholics, any religion, or anyone, even you... Numbskull.

I am doing you a favor for which you can never repay by showing what is right and what is wrong and where judgement lies proving Jesus right and opening a door that no one else could open and had been shut for millennia for the intelligent to escape the death and fires of the very hell in which you all are flailing about in. You feel mocked because your own conscience condemns you

Now anyone in hells keeping can be freed. PAY ATTENTION! The marking of Gods servants occurs between breaking of the sixth and seventh seals, securing the faithful from destruction.

Its a small opening, a tear in the fabric of space and time. A brief chance. A do or die situation.



Two people have been jerking off in church. One has been taken, the other has been left behind.




Toodles!

 

[hobelim]

I love that you can’t admit what you are doing.

I have done nothing in secret. I have openly pointed out that what you do at mass is a vile and degrading practice, a brazen violation of Divine law forever under the condemnation of God; your setting aside divine law and turning to a matzo made by human hands for spiritual life, Bobo.

Anyone can go to your mass and see that I have spoken the whole truth and nothing but the truth

Of my own free will I openly and unapologetically admit this. I spoke truth. I am a very bad man.

Now you know.

 

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No, I am not mocking Christians, Catholics, any religion, or anyone, even you... Numbskull.

I am doing you a favor for which you can never repay by showing what is right and what is wrong and where judgement lies proving Jesus right and opening a door that no one else could open and had been shut for millennia for the intelligent to escape the death and fires of the very hell in which you all are flailing about in. You feel mocked because your own conscience condemns you

Now anyone in hells keeping can be freed. PAY ATTENTION! The marking of Gods servants occurs between breaking of the sixth and seventh seals, securing the faithful from destruction.

Its a small opening, a tear in the fabric of space and time. A brief chance. A do or die situation.



Two people have been jerking off in church. One has been taken, the other has been left behind.




Toodles!

Don't be silly. Of course that's what you are doing, dummy. Everyone knows it.

Maybe stop blaming Leviticus 18:22 on Christians.

 

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I have done nothing in secret. I have openly pointed out that what you do at mass is a vile and degrading practice, a brazen violation of Divine law forever under the condemnation of God; your setting aside divine law and turning to a matzo made by human hands for spiritual life, Bobo.

Anyone can go to your mass and see that I have spoken the whole truth and nothing but the truth

Of my own free will I openly and unapologetically admit this. I spoke truth. I am a very bad man.

Now you know.

And Leviticus 18:22 isn't a command against homosexuality.

 

[hobelim]

And Leviticus 18:22 isn't a command against homosexuality.

Like I said.....

One has been taken. The other has been left behind.

That would be you. So say your prayers sweet cheeks!

 

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Like I said.....

One has been taken. The other has been left behind.

Thats would be you.

I don't believe in the rapture, dummy. I didn't realize you were that dumb.

 

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Like I said.....

One has been taken. The other has been left behind.

That would be you. So say your prayers sweet cheeks!

Behind? Sweet cheeks?

Leviticus 18:22

 

[hobelim]

I don't believe in the rapture, dummy.

Its a quote of Jesus, you know, the guy you love so much you celebrate his torture and death hoping to avoid accountability for your own sins, as if a ritual can render karma null and void.

Dummy.

and so I guess you don't believe in the Parousia either. Thats a shame!

I didn't realize you were that dumb.

Says the guy who prays to and eats a lifeless matzo, made by human hands, for spiritual life...

Talk about dumb!

 

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Its a quote of Jesus, you know, the guy you love so much you celebrate his torture and death hoping to avoid accountability for your own sins, as if a ritual can render karma null and void.

Dummy.

and so I guess you don't believe in the Parousia either. Thats a shame!




Says the guy who prays to and eats a lifeless matzo, made by human hands, for spiritual life...

Talk about dumb!

Dumb is you pretending there were no commands against homosexuality, bro.

Leviticus 18:22

 

[hobelim]

Dumb is you pretending there were no commands against homosexuality, bro.

Who told you that? A man who forsakes natural relations with women to marry the pope, a man?

WTF! What blindness!

And who are you to judge anyones sexual preferences as you open defy the first command? bro.

Listen, be free. bro. If you have homosexual tendencies don't be ashamed to be yourself. Be gay.

My God couldn't give two shits about the sexual preferences of consenting adult bipeds. bro.

Condemning others for doing what you repress within yourself is making you look like an ass bro. So go on now, let it all hang out. Bend over and lift your skirt. I surely couldn't give two shits. bro.

 

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Who told you that? A man who forsakes natural relations with women to marry the pope, a man?

WTF! What blindness!

And who are you to judge anyones sexual preferences as you open defy the first command? bro.

Listen, be free. bro. If you have homosexual tendencies don't be ashamed to be yourself. Be gay.

My God couldn't give two shits about the sexual preferences of consenting adult bipeds. bro.

Condemning others for doing what you repress within yourself is making you look like an ass bro. So go on now, let it all hang out. Bend over and lift your skirt. I surely couldn't give two shits. bro.

I love it when you argue the OT didn't consider homosexuality an abomination. It's the perfect example of you making up stuff to suit your tastes.

 

[hobelim]

I love it when you argue the OT didn't consider homosexuality an abomination. It's the perfect example of you making up stuff to suit your tastes.

"This, he told me, is the curse which goes out over all the land; for by the writing on one side every thief shall be swept away, and by the writing on the other side every perjurer shall be swept clean away. I have sent it out, the Lord of Hosts has said, and it shall ENTER the house of the thief and the house of the man who has perjured himself in my name. It shall stay inside that house and demolish it, timbers and stones and all." Zechariah 5:3

"And as soon as Judas received the bread, (at the last supper) Satan ENTERED him" John 13:27

"They pay no heed to the real hidden meaning of things but divert themselves instead with all kinds of iniquitous arcane lore. They do not know the hidden meaning of what is actually taking place, nor have they ever understood the lessons of the past. Consequently, they have no knowledge of what is coming upon them and have done nothing to save their souls from the deeper implications of present events."

 

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"This, he told me, is the curse which goes out over all the land; for by the writing on one side every thief shall be swept away, and by the writing on the other side every perjurer shall be swept clean away. I have sent it out, the Lord of Hosts has said, and it shall ENTER the house of the thief and the house of the man who has perjured himself in my name. It shall stay inside that house and demolish it, timbers and stones and all." Zechariah 5:3

"And as soon as Judas received the bread, (at the last supper) Satan ENTERED him" John 13:27

"They pay no heed to the real hidden meaning of things but divert themselves instead with all kinds of iniquitous arcane lore. They do not know the hidden meaning of what is actually taking place, nor have they ever understood the lessons of the past. Consequently, they have no knowledge of what is coming upon them and have done nothing to save their souls from the deeper implications of present events."

You can't even figure out Leviticus 18:22, dummy.

 

[surada]

The greatest evidence for the return of Jesus Christ is that he taught that he would come again. Jesus, in association with his return, taught that we could know when his return was upon us by the signs of the times. He likened his return to an olive tree and when you see it start to put forth leaves then you know that summer is nigh.

Matthew 24:32-33
32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:
33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

When we see the fulfillment of the prophesies and signs of the times, then we can know that the time is near. Two great signs that we are told in scripture are that there will be two great prophets who will prophesy in Jerusalem for 3.5 years just prior to the coming of the Lord. The grand sign is that Jerusalem will again be under siege just before Jesus comes and sets his foot upon the Mount of Olives. When those two things occur, you may not have much time to prepare. So what are the other signs in the scriptures that will let us know that the time is drawing near?

Fig trees. They produce 2 crops a year.

 

[onefour1]

Fig trees. They produce 2 crops a year.

Whether they produce 2 crops or not, Jesus teaches that when you see leaves come forth you will know that summer is nigh. Obviously he is speaking of the spring when the fig trees bring forth leaves it is a sign that summer is nigh.

Matthew 24:32-33
32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:
33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

 

[surada]

Whether they produce 2 crops or not, Jesus teaches that when you see leaves come forth you will know that summer is nigh. Obviously he is speaking of the spring when the fig trees bring forth leaves it is a sign that summer is nigh.

Matthew 24:32-33
32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:
33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

Fig trees... You wrote olive trees. The temple was destroyed during the grape harvest . When did the Jehovah's Witnesses adopt the Schofield heresy?

 

[onefour1]

Fig trees... You wrote olive trees. The temple was destroyed during the grape harvest . When did the Jehovah's Witnesses adopt the Schofield heresy?

Yes, I mistakenly wrote olive tree. I addressed that earlier. But the parable of the fig tree is in reference to the signs of the times that precede the second coming of Jesus Christ. Just as you see the fig leaves come and know that summer is nigh, so too if you see the signs of the times fulfilled, you will know that the second coming of Jesus is nigh also.

I am not a Jehovah Witness so I do not know anything about their adoption of a Schofield heresy. Ask a JW.

 

[onefour1]

Some of the signs of the times before Jesus will come again.

Signs of the Times​

• See also Last Days, Latter Days; Second Coming of Jesus Christ; Sign

Events or experiences that God gives to people to show that something important in His work has happened or will soon happen. In the latter days, many signs for the Second Coming of the Savior have been prophesied. These signals allow faithful people to recognize God’s plan, be warned, and prepare.

• The mountain of the Lord’s house shall be established in the top of the mountains, Isa. 2:2–3.
• The Lord shall lift an ensign and gather Israel, Isa. 5:26 (2 Ne. 15:26–30).
• The sun shall be darkened and the moon shall not cause her light to shine, Isa. 13:10 (Joel 3:15; D&C 29:14).
• Men shall transgress the law and break the everlasting covenant, Isa. 24:5.
• The Nephites shall speak as a voice from the dust, Isa. 29:4 (2 Ne. 27).
• Israel shall be gathered with power, Isa. 49:22–23 (1 Ne. 21:22–23; 3 Ne. 20–21).
• God shall set up a kingdom which shall not be destroyed, Dan. 2:44 (D&C 65:2).
• War, dreams, and visions shall precede the Second Coming, Joel 2.
• All nations will gather against Jerusalem to battle, Zech. 14:2 (Ezek. 38–39).
• The day cometh that shall burn as an oven, Mal. 4:1 (3 Ne. 25:1; D&C 133:64; JS—H 1:37).
• Great calamities shall precede the Second Coming, Matt. 24 (JS—M 1).
• Paul described apostasy and perilous times of the last days, 2 Tim. 3–4.
• Two prophets will be slain and resurrected in Jerusalem, Rev. 11 (D&C 77:15).
• The gospel shall be restored in the last days by angelic ministry, Rev. 14:6–7 (D&C 13; 27; 110:11–16; 128:8–24).
• Babylon will be established and fall, Rev. 17–18.
• Israel shall be gathered with power, 1 Ne. 21:13–26 (Isa. 49:13–26; 3 Ne. 20–21).
• This is a sign, that ye may know the time, 3 Ne. 21:1.
• The Book of Mormon shall come forth by the power of God, Morm. 8.
• Lamanites to blossom, D&C 49:24–25.
• The wicked to slay the wicked, D&C 63:32–35 (Rev. 9).
• War will be poured out upon all nations, D&C 87:2.
• Signs, upheavals of the elements, and angels prepare the way for the coming of the Lord, D&C 88:86–94.
• Darkness to cover the earth, D&C 112:23–24.
• The Lord commanded the Saints to prepare for the Second Coming, D&C 133.

 

[onefour1]

Here is a video that gives an LDS perspective on events that still must come to pass in the World, in Jerusalem, and in the Americas before the second coming of Jesus Christ.

 

[surada]

I don't believe in the rapture, dummy. I didn't realize you were that dumb.

The rapture was invented in 1830.