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When I have to shake hands, I slap a glove on real fastSo I am taking a class for part of my law enforcement career path and they finally started it today. Everyone of course has to wear a fuckin mask which I think is absurd. However because it's a hand to hand combat training portion, the social distancing thing was out the window. Anyway for whatever reason the instructor picked me first to demonstrate a defensive tactic but before doing so we made an introduction and shook hands as if there is no pandemic...
and in all honesty, there really isn't.
I was happy to grasp the man's hand and I'll tell you what, it felt like I got something back I lost. Like a knife from under a couch cushion. That sort of human interaction we used to commonly take part in was a relief to finally have engaged in again.
I don't do "elbow bumps", and I only recently did fist bumping. I'll be happy when this shit goes away and a good handshake comes back to being a normal part of human interaction.
Anyway it was a basic hand to hand defensive class, which would be impossible without contact. Granted we had to use more hand sanitizer than the obamas use vaseline, but the class went well.
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and do my " Bend over....this won't take long..." joke.
When I have to shake hands, I slap a glove on real fastSo I am taking a class for part of my law enforcement career path and they finally started it today. Everyone of course has to wear a fuckin mask which I think is absurd. However because it's a hand to hand combat training portion, the social distancing thing was out the window. Anyway for whatever reason the instructor picked me first to demonstrate a defensive tactic but before doing so we made an introduction and shook hands as if there is no pandemic...
and in all honesty, there really isn't.
I was happy to grasp the man's hand and I'll tell you what, it felt like I got something back I lost. Like a knife from under a couch cushion. That sort of human interaction we used to commonly take part in was a relief to finally have engaged in again.
I don't do "elbow bumps", and I only recently did fist bumping. I'll be happy when this shit goes away and a good handshake comes back to being a normal part of human interaction.
Anyway it was a basic hand to hand defensive class, which would be impossible without contact. Granted we had to use more hand sanitizer than the obamas use vaseline, but the class went well.
.
When I have to shake hands, I slap a glove on real fastSo I am taking a class for part of my law enforcement career path and they finally started it today. Everyone of course has to wear a fuckin mask which I think is absurd. However because it's a hand to hand combat training portion, the social distancing thing was out the window. Anyway for whatever reason the instructor picked me first to demonstrate a defensive tactic but before doing so we made an introduction and shook hands as if there is no pandemic...
and in all honesty, there really isn't.
I was happy to grasp the man's hand and I'll tell you what, it felt like I got something back I lost. Like a knife from under a couch cushion. That sort of human interaction we used to commonly take part in was a relief to finally have engaged in again.
I don't do "elbow bumps", and I only recently did fist bumping. I'll be happy when this shit goes away and a good handshake comes back to being a normal part of human interaction.
Anyway it was a basic hand to hand defensive class, which would be impossible without contact. Granted we had to use more hand sanitizer than the obamas use vaseline, but the class went well.
.
and do my " Bend over....this won't take long..." joke.
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I agree completely. The other day I visited a bath house. We were allowed to do a little sword fighting, but no full on felatio. I'm sure Pete understands our pain.
I agree completely. The other day I visited a bath house. We were allowed to do a little sword fighting, but no full on felatio. I'm sure Pete understands our pain.
It's been said that every man needs to have a hobby, and sword swallowing appears to be a hobby of Aaron's................Overheard at Aaron's family reunion - "Well, if you've swallowed one sword, you've swallowed them all." Congressman Eric Swallowswell of California could not be reached for comment...............AND a VERY obscure quote from Shakespeare, regarding the activities of gay men he knew, "All's well that swallows well".......I'm sure it didn't interfere with your sword swallowing itinerary.I agree completely. The other day I visited a bath house. We were allowed to do a little sword fighting, but no full on felatio. I'm sure Pete understands our pain.
So I am taking a class for part of my law enforcement career path and they finally started it today. Everyone of course has to wear a fuckin mask which I think is absurd. However because it's a hand to hand combat training portion, the social distancing thing was out the window. Anyway for whatever reason the instructor picked me first to demonstrate a defensive tactic but before doing so we made an introduction and shook hands as if there is no pandemic...
and in all honesty, there really isn't.
I was happy to grasp the man's hand and I'll tell you what, it felt like I got something back I lost. Like a knife from under a couch cushion. That sort of human interaction we used to commonly take part in was a relief to finally have engaged in again.
I don't do "elbow bumps", and I only recently did fist bumping. I'll be happy when this shit goes away and a good handshake comes back to being a normal part of human interaction.
Anyway it was a basic hand to hand defensive class, which would be impossible without contact. Granted we had to use more hand sanitizer than the obamas use vaseline, but the class went well.
.
So, the instructor on the hand to hand combat turned you backwards and hold your waist gluing you against his entire front of his body, and doing great effort his lips were pressing hard the back of your shoulder,. With his arms surrounding you, you were capable tu turn your body and both were face to face chick against chick trying to dominate one to another. He causedee you lose balance and both ended over the floor mat and he was over you. With your legs your surrounded his butt impeding him to move away while you huged him with force while receiving his hot breath flowing on your ear. From his part he was pushing his body down taking advantage of gravity. Both were in that position for a while. After releasing all your energy it was a mutual consent to give a tie.So I am taking a class for part of my law enforcement career path and they finally started it today. Everyone of course has to wear a fuckin mask which I think is absurd. However because it's a hand to hand combat training portion, the social distancing thing was out the window. Anyway for whatever reason the instructor picked me first to demonstrate a defensive tactic but before doing so we made an introduction and shook hands as if there is no pandemic...
and in all honesty, there really isn't.
I was happy to grasp the man's hand and I'll tell you what, it felt like I got something back I lost. Like a knife from under a couch cushion. That sort of human interaction we used to commonly take part in was a relief to finally have engaged in again.
I don't do "elbow bumps", and I only recently did fist bumping. I'll be happy when this shit goes away and a good handshake comes back to being a normal part of human interaction.
Anyway it was a basic hand to hand defensive class, which would be impossible without contact. Granted we had to use more hand sanitizer than the obamas use vaseline, but the class went well.
.
So, the instructor on the hand to hand combat turned you backwards and hold your waist gluing you against his entire front of his body, and doing great effort his lips were pressing hard the back of your shoulder,. With his arms surrounding you, you were capable tu turn your body and both were face to face chick against chick trying to dominate one to another. He causedee you lose balance and both ended over the floor mat and he was over you. With your legs your surrounded his butt impeding him to move away while you huged him with force while receiving his hot breath flowing on your ear. From his part he was pushing his body down taking advantage of gravity. Both were in that position for a while. After releasing all your energy it was a mutual consent to give a tie.So I am taking a class for part of my law enforcement career path and they finally started it today. Everyone of course has to wear a fuckin mask which I think is absurd. However because it's a hand to hand combat training portion, the social distancing thing was out the window. Anyway for whatever reason the instructor picked me first to demonstrate a defensive tactic but before doing so we made an introduction and shook hands as if there is no pandemic...
and in all honesty, there really isn't.
I was happy to grasp the man's hand and I'll tell you what, it felt like I got something back I lost. Like a knife from under a couch cushion. That sort of human interaction we used to commonly take part in was a relief to finally have engaged in again.
I don't do "elbow bumps", and I only recently did fist bumping. I'll be happy when this shit goes away and a good handshake comes back to being a normal part of human interaction.
Anyway it was a basic hand to hand defensive class, which would be impossible without contact. Granted we had to use more hand sanitizer than the obamas use vaseline, but the class went well.
.
Both of you standing up looking deeply to the another eyes shake hands like real men.
-Thanks,- you said smiling
-No, thanks- said your instructor, winking at you with a sensual smile...
Greeting of the future...
Teach your children well
Their father's hell did slowly go by
Feed them on your dreams
The one they fix, the one you'll know by
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Was that you?So, the instructor on the hand to hand combat turned you backwards and hold your waist gluing you against his entire front of his body, and doing great effort his lips were pressing hard the back of your shoulder,. With his arms surrounding you, you were capable tu turn your body and both were face to face chick against chick trying to dominate one to another. He causedee you lose balance and both ended over the floor mat and he was over you. With your legs your surrounded his butt impeding him to move away while you huged him with force while receiving his hot breath flowing on your ear. From his part he was pushing his body down taking advantage of gravity. Both were in that position for a while. After releasing all your energy it was a mutual consent to give a tie.So I am taking a class for part of my law enforcement career path and they finally started it today. Everyone of course has to wear a fuckin mask which I think is absurd. However because it's a hand to hand combat training portion, the social distancing thing was out the window. Anyway for whatever reason the instructor picked me first to demonstrate a defensive tactic but before doing so we made an introduction and shook hands as if there is no pandemic...
and in all honesty, there really isn't.
I was happy to grasp the man's hand and I'll tell you what, it felt like I got something back I lost. Like a knife from under a couch cushion. That sort of human interaction we used to commonly take part in was a relief to finally have engaged in again.
I don't do "elbow bumps", and I only recently did fist bumping. I'll be happy when this shit goes away and a good handshake comes back to being a normal part of human interaction.
Anyway it was a basic hand to hand defensive class, which would be impossible without contact. Granted we had to use more hand sanitizer than the obamas use vaseline, but the class went well.
.
Both of you standing up looking deeply to the another eyes shake hands like real men.
-Thanks,- you said smiling
-No, thanks- said your instructor, winking at you with a sensual smile...
So, the instructor on the hand to hand combat turned you backwards and hold your waist gluing you against his entire front of his body, and doing great effort his lips were pressing hard the back of your shoulder,. With his arms surrounding you, you were capable tu turn your body and both were face to face chick against chick trying to dominate one to another. He causedee you lose balance and both ended over the floor mat and he was over you. With your legs your surrounded his butt impeding him to move away while you huged him with force while receiving his hot breath flowing on your ear. From his part he was pushing his body down taking advantage of gravity. Both were in that position for a while. After releasing all your energy it was a mutual consent to give a tie.So I am taking a class for part of my law enforcement career path and they finally started it today. Everyone of course has to wear a fuckin mask which I think is absurd. However because it's a hand to hand combat training portion, the social distancing thing was out the window. Anyway for whatever reason the instructor picked me first to demonstrate a defensive tactic but before doing so we made an introduction and shook hands as if there is no pandemic...
and in all honesty, there really isn't.
I was happy to grasp the man's hand and I'll tell you what, it felt like I got something back I lost. Like a knife from under a couch cushion. That sort of human interaction we used to commonly take part in was a relief to finally have engaged in again.
I don't do "elbow bumps", and I only recently did fist bumping. I'll be happy when this shit goes away and a good handshake comes back to being a normal part of human interaction.
Anyway it was a basic hand to hand defensive class, which would be impossible without contact. Granted we had to use more hand sanitizer than the obamas use vaseline, but the class went well.
.
Both of you standing up looking deeply to the another eyes shake hands like real men.
-Thanks,- you said smiling
-No, thanks- said your instructor, winking at you with a sensual smile...
Interesting.
I taught martial arts for decades. No one ever got that close to me.
Isn't that the point?
So, the instructor on the hand to hand combat turned you backwards and hold your waist gluing you against his entire front of his body, and doing great effort his lips were pressing hard the back of your shoulder,. With his arms surrounding you, you were capable tu turn your body and both were face to face chick against chick trying to dominate one to another. He causedee you lose balance and both ended over the floor mat and he was over you. With your legs your surrounded his butt impeding him to move away while you huged him with force while receiving his hot breath flowing on your ear. From his part he was pushing his body down taking advantage of gravity. Both were in that position for a while. After releasing all your energy it was a mutual consent to give a tie.So I am taking a class for part of my law enforcement career path and they finally started it today. Everyone of course has to wear a fuckin mask which I think is absurd. However because it's a hand to hand combat training portion, the social distancing thing was out the window. Anyway for whatever reason the instructor picked me first to demonstrate a defensive tactic but before doing so we made an introduction and shook hands as if there is no pandemic...
and in all honesty, there really isn't.
I was happy to grasp the man's hand and I'll tell you what, it felt like I got something back I lost. Like a knife from under a couch cushion. That sort of human interaction we used to commonly take part in was a relief to finally have engaged in again.
I don't do "elbow bumps", and I only recently did fist bumping. I'll be happy when this shit goes away and a good handshake comes back to being a normal part of human interaction.
Anyway it was a basic hand to hand defensive class, which would be impossible without contact. Granted we had to use more hand sanitizer than the obamas use vaseline, but the class went well.
.
Both of you standing up looking deeply to the another eyes shake hands like real men.
-Thanks,- you said smiling
-No, thanks- said your instructor, winking at you with a sensual smile...
Interesting.
I taught martial arts for decades. No one ever got that close to me.
Isn't that the point?
It's somewhat the point of striking arts, but not of grappling arts.
Good bye and good riddens to shaking hands. Going going gone....nobody will miss it.
