Poor Elmo

[Billy_Kinetta]

Is nothing sacred to Democrats?

While unaware that he was being recorded by a nursery camera, a Michigan home inspector pleasured himself with an Elmo doll, according to police.

Cops: Michigan Home Inspector Pleasured Self With Elmo Doll In Residence's Nursery

 

[Dekster]

OK, but did the inspection report include the detection of moisture in the home?

 

[excalibur]

A most sticky situation.

 

[aaronleland]

Let's be honest. Elmo liked it. Elmo's a filthy whore.

 

[gulfman]

The guy is a pervert.Roll your leg over Teddy.

 

[deannalw]

I almost barfed a lil bit.

 

[deannalw]

The guy is a pervert.Roll your leg over Teddy.

That teddy does have a purty mouth...