According to the GOP I need to marry animals, inanimate objects, and at least three people now.
As that is what they claimed would happen if same-sex marriage passed.
So this my new to do list, according to the GOP:
- Marry three men/or at least one partner must be male.
- Marry a box turtle.
- Marry an igneous rock.
- Marry a cat.
- Marry a dog.
- Marry a horse (like that Roman Emperor).
Nice Red Herring. Conservatives are asking a relevant question what is next? I personally don't know a court can deny plural marriage for consenting adults with the precedent set with Reynolds!
Marriage to children will not pass since it is consenting adults and children, under the law, do not have the mental capacity to consent.
Marriage to animals or inanimate object? Now you are being foolish for the sake of red herrings.