Playgirl Readers want fat, Hairy men. :)

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This couldn't have come at a better time, and closely supports Kathianne's thread :)

Playgirl's hunks? The hairy, chubby & poor!



BY RIVKA BUKOWSKY
DAILY NEWS WRITER

Forget waxed chests and rock-hard abs. A new survey finds ladies like their men scruffy, a wee bit chubby - and definitely not a metrosexual.
Playgirl asked 2,000 of its readers what they find sexy in a man and the answers were surprising: 42% said they thought love handles were kind of sexy and 47% approved of chest hair.

The mag, which often features toned, hairless males in its beefcake photo spreads, is now searching for a man who meets readers' standards.

Average Joes everywhere can send photos to [email protected] to compete for a shot at a pictorial in a future issue.

Rich playboys need not apply - only 4% of women said the size of a man's wallet mattered. Metrosexuals are also out: 73% want a guy who is "rough around the edges."

"This survey shows that the guy who's most attractive to our readers is not your average Hollywood hunk," said Playgirl editrix Jill Sieracki. "It's the average Joe who came up on top. Women are practical about their choices, and they're smart."

New York matchmaker Janis Spindel, a self-described specialist at setting up "highly successful, well-educated, attractive professionals," confirmed the survey's findings. "It's scary, but women don't care [about looks]," she said. "Men are very superficial and very shallow."

But Spindel disputed the claim that women don't care about finding a rich man: "Women want a man who makes more money than they do," she said. "They want to be able to live a comfortable lifestyle."

I tell ya, if I could keep 'some' clothes on I'd submit my pics. :)

I've got Chubby and un-refined down...I may not be hairy enough, however.

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Ahhhh!! Mental images!!

*shudder*

I just saw the island, and Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johannson are divine. :bow3: Wouldnt mind seeing him in Playgirl.
 
LOL -=d=-, I don't read Playgirl, but I gotta agree. When I was younger I wanted and got a 'brainy' guy, with great bod, and lots of $$$. I forgot to look at the mental health aspect! :smacking oneself:

Today, I date guys that interest me for whatever reason. While I'm not against a reasonable weight, I guess I'd rather they be more into me, than their abs/biceps. If weight and height are cool, they are relatively healthy, can carry on a conversation and like people-damn fine by me. Hairy is kinda a turn off.
 
Kathianne said:
LOL -=d=-, I don't read Playgirl, but I gotta agree. When I was younger I wanted and got a 'brainy' guy, with great bod, and lots of $$$. I forgot to look at the mental health aspect! :smacking oneself:

Today, I date guys that interest me for whatever reason. While I'm not against a reasonable weight, I guess I'd rather they be more into me, than their abs/biceps. If weight and height are cool, they are relatively healthy, can carry on a conversation and like people-damn fine by me. Hairy is kinda a turn off.

Awww, but what if they wear it (hair) well, like I do. I'm a pretty hairy guy (nothing on my back, thank God), but I'll be damned if I'm gonna wax my body like some girly-man. I mean, is it really that bad if a guy's just a bit, how shall I put this, fuzzy?

Oh, and I am so there with the ruggedness. I don't consider myself to really be outdoors if I get to sleep indoors, and I can start a fire with a bowdrill. I also like to kill things that I'm better than, stupid squirrels. I also don't care if I have a little padding in a few places just so long as I'm within normal weight. Only exercise I get is DDR and camping stuff.
 
Now I thought men and women were suppose to be equal????

Now they are telling us about their major differences...

Im so CONFUSED??? :confused:
 
Hobbit said:
Awww, but what if they wear it (hair) well, like I do. I'm a pretty hairy guy (nothing on my back, thank God), but I'll be damned if I'm gonna wax my body like some girly-man. I mean, is it really that bad if a guy's just a bit, how shall I put this, fuzzy?

Oh, and I am so there with the ruggedness. I don't consider myself to really be outdoors if I get to sleep indoors, and I can start a fire with a bowdrill. I also like to kill things that I'm better than, stupid squirrels. I also don't care if I have a little padding in a few places just so long as I'm within normal weight. Only exercise I get is DDR and camping stuff.

No way on the back. Sorry. Other than that, I can cope. Ewww to ears and other 'extras.' Maybe I am a bit fussy after all?
 
nakedemperor said:
A+ for reading comprehension :D
I was just marveling at it's excessive gayness, not the simple fact of it's gayness.

Anyways, it does elicit a question:

Ewan McGregor aside, which do you prefer big hunky shaven guys, or hairy slightly overweight ones?

Because I know this Darin guy...
 
Anything that gets hollywood away from the weak, waxed fruity looking guys is a plus.

What's wrong with a little chest hair??? I don't want the guy to look like a gorilla or anything but a little chest hair is good. I also like the rugged look, you know the guy who doesn't look like he could get beat up by his 10 year old sister. Hugh Jackman (wolverine) is a perfect looking man IMO.
 
Kathianne said:
LOL -=d=-, I don't read Playgirl, but I gotta agree. When I was younger I wanted and got a 'brainy' guy, with great bod, and lots of $$$. I forgot to look at the mental health aspect! :smacking oneself:

Today, I date guys that interest me for whatever reason. While I'm not against a reasonable weight, I guess I'd rather they be more into me, than their abs/biceps. If weight and height are cool, they are relatively healthy, can carry on a conversation and like people-damn fine by me. Hairy is kinda a turn off.

I didnt realize you were single for some reason:p how odd that I didnt.
 
Zhukov said:
I was just marveling at it's excessive gayness, not the simple fact of it's gayness.

Anyways, it does elicit a question:

Ewan McGregor aside, which do you prefer big hunky shaven guys, or hairy slightly overweight ones?

Because I know this Darin guy...


lmao...

ass.
 
Hugh Jackman? He moved to Broadway and you might be in for a surprise... Wolverine is now a clean shaved, white suit wearing, piano laying, song and dance man!
 

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nakedemperor said:
Hugh Jackman? He moved to Broadway and you might be in for a surprise... Wolverine is now a clean shaved, white suit wearing, piano laying, song and dance man!

I've seen him in a few parts, nice looking man.

My other favorites include, Val Kilmer, Sean Connery (even if he is older) and of course Brad Pitt especially in Troy *panting*.
 
gals make up your minds... First it's ripped body, then metro/gay/guy. Now it's pudgy hairy guy. I think I'll just be me, fits me fine....
 
ThomasPaine said:
gals make up your minds... First it's ripped body, then metro/gay/guy. Now it's pudgy hairy guy. I think I'll just be me, fits me fine....


Good idea, Thomas. Nothing is more attractive than a guy who knows who he is and is comfortable with himself. :)
 
Yay!- I can ditch the push-up/pull-up/sit-up routine,
and stick with what I like and do best:
eating junk food and drinking beer!!!

Dunno how I'm going to get ahold of that chest hair, though.
 

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