Oh boy, this is going to be good. Reading this is about to kill twice as many brain cells as a night of heavy drinking and drug use. So this is going to feel twice as good, right?
Party hacks invoke obscure rules
Obscure? The laws have been laid out for quite a long time. The state GOP chair set out the procedure he was going to follow months ago. How is that obscure? It seems to me that everyone was well informed well ahead of time.
to invalidate EVERYONE challenging the annointed candidate.
First of all, who is this "anointed candidate"? And what evidence do you have that he is so? And why in the Hell do people nowadays insist on using Messianic imagery to refer to political figures? First it's Obama who was the anointed one, now it's a GOP candidate. I guess next week it's going to be Rush Limbaugh and Rachel Maddow as an anointed tag-team.
Second of all, your suggestion is absurd, because two candidates were successful.
Third, nobody was INVALIDATED from the ballot. Perry and Gingrich failed to collect enough signatures. I explained in another thread yesterday that this failure is the fault of their own selves and their campaigns. I explained how I, all in my lonesome, could have successfully gained a given candidate 15,000 signatures with 85% validity in a time span of two months. It's not that difficult. They have nobody to blame but themselves.
and you don't smell a rat?
No, I don't smell you over the internet.
You know, I'm a funny guy.
An improbable result occurs that benefits the party hack.
There's nothing improbable about it. When you fail to put forth the effort, the PROBABLE result is failure. Gingrich and Perry failed to put forth the effort. Thus, they failed.
Don't need a bloody glove for this one....
You're right. What you most need is a thick, highly insulated hat, to help preserve what few brain cells you got left.