People Who Have 'Dirt' On Clintons Have 843% Higher Risk of Suicide

[easyt65]

...or being killed during a robbery in which absolutely nothing is stolen.

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

ATLANTA, GA - According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.'We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike...

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[MarathonMike]

The Clintons have bumped off more people than the Gambino Family.

 

[two_iron]

The chances of your carcass being draped over a memorial cannon in a federal park are incalculable....