Zone1 'Parents Should Not Brainwash Kids Into Their Religion,' Says Progressive Mom Of 3 Trans Kids

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'Parents Should Not Brainwash Kids Into Their Religion,' Says Progressive Mom Of 3 Trans Kids
Worldviews·Sep 3, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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PORTLAND, OR — Sources confirmed a local progressive mother with three transgender kids adamantly stated that "parents should never brainwash their kids into their religion."

According to reports, Krandla Brane was infuriated at the sight of a local Christian family praying in public at a restaurant and launched into a tirade on how no parents should ever be allowed to brainwash their unsuspecting kids into their religion.

"Disgusting — look at those bigoted parents trying to coerce their kids into believing what they believe!" Brane muttered, watching the family bow their heads in prayer. "Quinn, have you taken your puberty blockers yet today? Do it, now! You don't want to stay in that body, do you? Ugh. And Finley! You need to insert your dilator into your neovagina immediately! Don't make me do it for you! All right, kids — let's review the catechism of the 435 main genders again."

Brane allegedly spent several hours teaching her children the ways of gender ideology, interspersing her pontificating on sexual matters with interludes on the immense disservice that Christian parents were doing to their children by forcing them to grow up in a Christian home.

"Just raise them without a worldview and let them choose for themselves!" Brane said.

At publishing time, Brane had gone on a crusade against her local school board for keeping bigoted, biased things like the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms instead of depictions of the Gender Unicorn.

 

[toobfreak]

'Parents Should Not Brainwash Kids Into Their Religion,' Says Progressive Mom Of 3 Trans Kids

TWO THOUGHTS:

1. Isn't transgenderism just another form of religion? I mean, you can no more show that your boy is really a girl inside than I can show you the existence of a god.
2. If all three of your children are transgender, born of the wrong gender externally because of some alledged screw-up internally, maybe you need to go see a doctor and should maybe stop having kids.

 

[Votto]

TWO THOUGHTS:

1. Isn't transgenderism just another form of religion? I mean, you can no more show that your boy is really a girl inside than I can show you the existence of a god.
2. If all three of your children are transgender, born of the wrong gender externally because of some alledged screw-up internally, maybe you need to go see a doctor and should maybe stop having kids.

You are only religious if you believe in the God of the Bible, otherwise, your beliefs and opinions may actually matter, and all based in science no doubt.

 

[EMH]

A lot of the "moms" of the trans youth are seriously SERIOUSLY SICK PEOPLE

 

[DGS49]

"Religion" is a term that can rationally be expanded to cover all sorts of non-religious viewpoints.

Like it or not, you are brainwashing your kids all the time. The only question is, what sort of brainwashing is best for the kids?

I'm told that up to one fourth of HS children these days are sexual Irregulars of one kind or another. Do you think those kids have not been brainwashed?

I favor brainwashing kids into a worldview that promotes what used to be called, "middle-class values." You know, hard work, truthfulness and candor, and things like that.

 

[Cougarbear]

"Religion" is a term that can rationally be expanded to cover all sorts of non-religious viewpoints.

Like it or not, you are brainwashing your kids all the time. The only question is, what sort of brainwashing is best for the kids?

I'm told that up to one fourth of HS children these days are sexual Irregulars of one kind or another. Do you think those kids have not been brainwashed?

I favor brainwashing kids into a worldview that promotes what used to be called, "middle-class values." You know, hard work, truthfulness and candor, and things like that.

Before the brainwashing of LBGTQ came along recently, the science said only about 5% of the population were LGBTQ. Now, you say 25% are? The Dems are brainwashing our children...

 

[EvilCat Breath]

'Parents Should Not Brainwash Kids Into Their Religion,' Says Progressive Mom Of 3 Trans Kids
Worldviews·Sep 3, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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PORTLAND, OR — Sources confirmed a local progressive mother with three transgender kids adamantly stated that "parents should never brainwash their kids into their religion."

According to reports, Krandla Brane was infuriated at the sight of a local Christian family praying in public at a restaurant and launched into a tirade on how no parents should ever be allowed to brainwash their unsuspecting kids into their religion.

"Disgusting — look at those bigoted parents trying to coerce their kids into believing what they believe!" Brane muttered, watching the family bow their heads in prayer. "Quinn, have you taken your puberty blockers yet today? Do it, now! You don't want to stay in that body, do you? Ugh. And Finley! You need to insert your dilator into your neovagina immediately! Don't make me do it for you! All right, kids — let's review the catechism of the 435 main genders again."

Brane allegedly spent several hours teaching her children the ways of gender ideology, interspersing her pontificating on sexual matters with interludes on the immense disservice that Christian parents were doing to their children by forcing them to grow up in a Christian home.

"Just raise them without a worldview and let them choose for themselves!" Brane said.

At publishing time, Brane had gone on a crusade against her local school board for keeping bigoted, biased things like the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms instead of depictions of the Gender Unicorn.

It happens to all of us from time to time. Even I have been taken in by an especially believable Babylon Bee satire. Just as you were here.

 

[BreezeWood]

Krandla Brane was infuriated at the sight of a local Christian family praying in public at a restaurant ...

the flip side of the coin is no less egregious than the complaint against just being progressive regardless the implied subject matter.

 

[Ace Nova]

the flip side of the coin is no less egregious than the complaint against just being progressive regardless the implied subject matter.

Do people pray in your "heavens"? What happens if someone happens to sin?

 

[BreezeWood]

Do people pray in your "heavens"? What happens if someone happens to sin?

they happen to disappear w/ their physiology - never to be heard from again ... if all they do is pray.

 

[Ace Nova]

they happen to disappear w/ their physiology - never to be heard from again ... if all they do is pray.

So I'm assuming if someone happens to "sin" they can "acknowledge their sin" - and do penance and good works for others - in order for their "sin" to be "forgotten"?