Outdoor smoking bans

[KittenKoder]

Outdoor smoking bans are an excellent idea.

pretty soon charcoal grills will be banned because some ***** doesn't like the smell

Ssshhhhh, they'll hear you.

Everyone who's had lung cancer has inhaled O2 ... we gotta ban that to, it's got a 100% chance of killing you!

 

[dilloduck]

put every dime collected from tobacco taxes into treating lung cancer and helping smokers quit. That will change a few minds

 

[KittenKoder]

I decided to stop smoking, and I'll convince all my friends to stop to. Then we'll take all that money no longer going to health care and start a smoker's rights campaign.

 

[Sweet Willy]

I've been known to smoke all sorts of stuff. It's the Native Americans little gift to the white man.

And besides, if you don't like the smell of cigarettes, you can easily out run a smoker.

 

[KittenKoder]

Oh, and I'm going to work to have dairy banned to. It's deadly I tell you!

 

[KittenKoder]

I've been known to smoke all sorts of stuff. It's the Native Americans little gift to the white man.

And besides, if you don't like the smell of cigarettes, you can easily out run a smoker.

Good point ... I thought liberal whackos loved the native Americans, does this mean they now hate them?

 

[Sweet Willy]

i thought we were going to focus on the menace we call "bread". Everyone who eats that shit eventually dies.

 

[KittenKoder]

i thought we were going to focus on the menace we call "bread". Everyone who eats that shit eventually dies.

Hmm ... forgot about that, good point, I'll work on getting that banned instead since you already started it.

 

[Sweet Willy]

I've been known to smoke all sorts of stuff. It's the Native Americans little gift to the white man.

And besides, if you don't like the smell of cigarettes, you can easily out run a smoker.

Good point ... I thought liberal whackos loved the native Americans, does this mean they now hate them?

There just aren't enough of those suckers left to love. The ones that didn't get acute lead poisoning died walking to the liquor store.

 

[WillowTree]

i thought we were going to focus on the menace we call "bread". Everyone who eats that shit eventually dies.

gluten!

 

[KittenKoder]

i thought we were going to focus on the menace we call "bread". Everyone who eats that shit eventually dies.

gluten!

Must ban all gluten products ... they kill too many people!

 

[Sweet Willy]

i thought we were going to focus on the menace we call "bread". Everyone who eats that shit eventually dies.

gluten!

That's just whacko conspiracy talk designed to distract us from the real problem.

 

[KittenKoder]

i thought we were going to focus on the menace we call "bread". Everyone who eats that shit eventually dies.

gluten!

That's just whacko conspiracy talk designed to distract us from the real problem.

No way, the threat of gluten is real ... it has to be, someone told me it was ...


... just now.

 

[Sweet Willy]

It's bullshit KK. Dreamed up by the powerful Xanthum Gum lobby so they can corner the lucrative gluten alternative market. Ask Willow if she is affiliated with the Xanthum, Guar or pre - gel starch lobbies. You won't get a straight answer.

 

[WillowTree]

i thought we were going to focus on the menace we call "bread". Everyone who eats that shit eventually dies.

gluten!

That's just whacko conspiracy talk designed to distract us from the real problem.

you know what scares the shit outta me? babies! little liberal babies! What can we do about this phobia?

 

[Annie]

gluten!

That's just whacko conspiracy talk designed to distract us from the real problem.

you know what scares the shit outta me? babies! little liberal babies! What can we do about this phobia?

Abortion. They do it themselves.

 

[KittenKoder]

It's bullshit KK. Dreamed up by the powerful Xanthum Gum lobby so they can corner the lucrative gluten alternative market. Ask Willow if she is affiliated with the Xanthum, Guar or pre - gel starch lobbies. You won't get a straight answer.

I plead the fifth!

It's killing off 17% of the population every year ... somehow we actually have a population of 20000% ... but it's sound math!

 

[WillowTree]

That's just whacko conspiracy talk designed to distract us from the real problem.

you know what scares the shit outta me? babies! little liberal babies! What can we do about this phobia?

Abortion. They do it themselves.

there would be 50 million more of em... if it weren't for abortion! think about that,,, 50 million more liberals : I don't know if we could take it.

 

[KittenKoder]

Alright, it's settled, we will work to have the deadly cancer causing bread banned from the US, baking will result in a life sentence and we will tax all gluten 500%.

 

[Sweet Willy]

gluten!

That's just whacko conspiracy talk designed to distract us from the real problem.

you know what scares the shit outta me? babies! little liberal babies! What can we do about this phobia?

Lop off yer head?