Old sayings

[TNHarley]

kill a commie for mommy

 

[miketx]

kill a commie for mommy

We had a poster here called commie killing mommy. Gone now.

 

[miketx]

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Shit fire and save matches.

Ha. My dad used to say that.

 

[luiza]

Don't try to eat anything bigger than your head, and never stick it in a crazy woman.

Those two have gotten me in more trouble than anything.

You probably got them muddled .

Eating women and trying to stick it in your mouth.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

Too much sickness and not enough death.

In my opinion, there is too much of both.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. "Don't judge folks by their relatives." from earlier in the chat to me is a good one too.

 

[1srelluc]

In my opinion, there is too much of both.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. "Don't judge folks by their relatives." from earlier in the chat to me is a good one too.

Given how the population in the US has increased by 125 million + in the past 50 years I don't know about that.

The quality of life has certainly gone down. We might not be overpopulated yet but we are getting there in a hot hurry.

And what happens when you have such a population increase? You get more laws to both control and to fleece them.

 

[JGalt]

You probably got them muddled .

Eating women and trying to stick it in your mouth.

You're a funny girl. I think I'll let you live for now.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.

Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honourable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

The one that you bold printed is a good one. Another one that is good is the one about the best sermon being one that is lived instead of preached.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Too much sickness and not enough death.

Well I tellsya there son.........them thar Demonicraps are a changin that as fast as they kin.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Or Nancy Pelosis, Michelle Obamas, or Hitlery Cliton.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Don't try to eat anything bigger than your head, and never stick it in a crazy woman.

Those two have gotten me in more trouble than anything.

You just live in the razors edge, don'tcha!!!!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Don't fk with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking.

Cause Uncle Bob will fuck you????

 

[JGalt]

You just live in the razors edge, don'tcha!!!!

More or less.

Got any extra Band-Aids you could spare?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

More or less.

Got any extra Band-Aids you could spare?

Not for THOSE kinds of rips and tears.............

 

[miketx]

Cause Uncle Bob will fuck you????

No, it's a joke.

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess"

"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"

"Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a Green Beret in Vietnam and his helicopter got hit. He had to crash land in enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, " What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Don't f*ck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."

 

[Natural Citizen]

Who hell, do your feet fit a limb?

As in Hoo. Get it? Like a owl? Ha...

That's something else the old man used to say.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're a Democrat, then you break it to fix it.

What goes around, comes around.......especially in Australia.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I don't care, they all go in the pot.

 

[miketx]

Not for THOSE kinds of rips and tears.............

He's the new model with the hybrid self healing chassis.

 

[miketx]

Who hell, do your feet fit a limb?

As in Hoo. Get it? Like a owl? Ha...

That's something else the old man used to say.

We used to say, There's a queer in here that thinks he's an owl. Some dummy would always go, who?