Ohio Chinese Buffet Forced To Close After Haitians Decimate Food Supply

[Votto]

Ohio Chinese Buffet Forced To Close After Haitians Decimate Food Supply
U.S.·Sep 9, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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SPRINGFIELD, OH — A Chinese food buffet was forced to close Monday after Haitian immigrants completely decimated the local Chinese food supply.

"This business has been in my family for many years, said Duke Wong, owner of Happy China Yum Yum in Springfield, Ohio. "With 20,000 Haitian migrants roaming the town, all our delicious local ingredients have disappeared."

According to sources, Happy China Yum Yum was the preferred source of delicious Chinese dishes such as orange "chicken," and Mongolian "beef" in the area. Over the last several years, however, their business model has become unsustainable.
"I took my cooler down to the park the other day, and there weren't even any geese," Chiang lamented. "Um, I mean, chicken. I couldn't find any chicken at the park."

Chiang, who escaped from China forty years ago, became an American citizen legally with the dream of serving "chicken," "beef," and "fish" to as many customers as possible. Sadly, his dream is dying.

"I wish Trump would build the wall," he said.

At publishing time, Duke Wong had escaped to open a new restaurant in the greener pastures of Upper Sandusky, Ohio.

 

[martybegan]

You sure they didn't get hit up by this guy?

 

[Augustine_]

Damn who gave the order for all republicans to suddenly start going after Haitians

 

[Votto]

Damn who gave the order for all republicans to suddenly start going after Haitians

I'm telling ya!

They better stop if they don't want to end up on the menu.

 

[martybegan]

Damn who gave the order for all republicans to suddenly start going after Haitians

Haitians are perfectly capable of messing things up all on their own.

 

[JoeB131]

Oh, look the Babylon Bee not only not being funny, but a little racist, too.

 

[martybegan]

Oh, look the Babylon Bee not only not being funny, but a little racist, too.

How can a decrepit old white man be such a Karen.

 

[JoeB131]

How can a decrepit old white man be such a Karen.

Maybe being married to a Chinese woman, I don't like seeing racist jokes.

 

[TNHarley]

Maybe being married to a Chinese woman, I don't like seeing racist jokes.

 

[Hellokitty]

Maybe being married to a Chinese woman, I don't like seeing racist jokes.

I'm sure people don't like seeing their pets killed for food...

 

[JoeB131]

I'm sure people don't like seeing their pets killed for food...

Then they shouldn't let them wander the streets.

Nothing to do with Chinese people, who aren't doing that.

 

[martybegan]

Maybe being married to a Chinese woman, I don't like seeing racist jokes.

Maybe being a humorless curmudgeon has more to do with it.

There is an instagram video I can't seem to find about an Irish father and an Italian father slewing insults at each other at a park with their kids. I'm Irish Italian and I find it Hilarious.

 

[evenflow1969]

Ohio Chinese Buffet Forced To Close After Haitians Decimate Food Supply
U.S.·Sep 9, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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SPRINGFIELD, OH — A Chinese food buffet was forced to close Monday after Haitian immigrants completely decimated the local Chinese food supply.

"This business has been in my family for many years, said Duke Wong, owner of Happy China Yum Yum in Springfield, Ohio. "With 20,000 Haitian migrants roaming the town, all our delicious local ingredients have disappeared."

According to sources, Happy China Yum Yum was the preferred source of delicious Chinese dishes such as orange "chicken," and Mongolian "beef" in the area. Over the last several years, however, their business model has become unsustainable.
"I took my cooler down to the park the other day, and there weren't even any geese," Chiang lamented. "Um, I mean, chicken. I couldn't find any chicken at the park."

Chiang, who escaped from China forty years ago, became an American citizen legally with the dream of serving "chicken," "beef," and "fish" to as many customers as possible. Sadly, his dream is dying.

"I wish Trump would build the wall," he said.

At publishing time, Duke Wong had escaped to open a new restaurant in the greener pastures of Upper Sandusky, Ohio.

Lol, ya Springfield has no freeway or roads going to it for resupply. Hilarious You idiots will believe anything.

 

[Hellokitty]

Then they shouldn't let them wander the streets.

Nothing to do with Chinese people, who aren't doing that.

Let me get this straight you have no issue with peoples pets being killed by Haitians, but want to whine about jokes...

 

[1srelluc]

I hear that they had to put armed guards at the SPCA pound.

 

[JoeB131]

Let me get this straight you have no issue with peoples pets being killed by Haitians, but want to whine about jokes...

Don't let your pets wander the neighborhood.

That's not really complicated.

It's just being a good pet parent.

Oh, yeah, the story about Haitians eating pets... total lie.

Police debunk Vance’s racist claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pet dogs, cats

Despite police saying they’ve received no credible reports, the rumor continues to spread thanks to JD Vance, Elon Musk and Rudy Guiliani

www.independent.co.uk

Police say they have not received any credible reports of immigrants harming people’s pets in Springfield, Ohio, as a racist rumor spread further by JD Vance continues to circulate.

Donald Trump’s running mate posted a video yesterday, in which he peddled the rumor immigrants were abducting pets and eating them, “causing chaos” in the town.


Springfield Police Division said it was aware of the “rumors” but has no information to support them.

 

[Hellokitty]

Don't let your pets wander the neighborhood.

That's not really complicated.

It's just being a good pet parent.

Oh, yeah, the story about Haitians eating pets... total lie.

Police debunk Vance’s racist claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pet dogs, cats

Despite police saying they’ve received no credible reports, the rumor continues to spread thanks to JD Vance, Elon Musk and Rudy Guiliani

www.independent.co.uk

Police say they have not received any credible reports of immigrants harming people’s pets in Springfield, Ohio, as a racist rumor spread further by JD Vance continues to circulate.

Donald Trump’s running mate posted a video yesterday, in which he peddled the rumor immigrants were abducting pets and eating them, “causing chaos” in the town.


Springfield Police Division said it was aware of the “rumors” but has no information to support them.

Someone posted a video of a cop responding to a Haitian immigrant eating her cat. There's also countless examples of people at city meeting giving accounts of issues with Harris's Haitians illegals,

 

[JoeB131]

Someone posted a video of a cop responding to a Haitian immigrant eating her cat. There's also countless examples of people at city meeting giving accounts of issues with Harris's Haitians illegals,

So no evidence, just anecdotes.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Damn who gave the order for all republicans to suddenly start going after Haitians

Here's the thing about the UN open border policy in Europe. Regardless of political bent, the citizenry of the open border countries are demanding the diaspora stop.
We need it to stop it here before we end up like them. They are a perfect example of this not working.

 

[HikerGuy83]

Damn who gave the order for all republicans to suddenly start going after Haitians

Go back to bed, your meds have not worn off yet.