Let's summarize Ford's testimony given under questioning:
Do you remember the events?
YES! I REMEMBER EVERYTHING! IT IS INDELIBLY SCARRED INTO MY HYPOCAMPUS.
What did you do before the party?
Don't remember
Who else was at the party?
Don't remember
How many people were at the party?
Don't remember
How did you get home?
Don't remember
Where were you?
Don't remember
Did you tell anyone?
Yes. Very few people
Who were they?
Don't remember
You remember them turning the music up?
Yes.
Did they turn it down?
Don't remember.
If the music was so loud no one could hear you, then how did you hear them walking down the stairs and then talking to people before you left?
I don't understand the question.
Here is a map. Can you show me your house?
I don't remember my address
Did you talk to or see anyone after that party? No.
Well just my friend.
Actually I saw Mike too. And I remember he looked terrified and he knew what he had done.
When was this?
I don't remember
Ford: I got my driver's license at 15 and then drove myself to parties.
Prosecutor: wasn't the legal driving age 16?
Ford: yes.
Prosecutor: how did you get here. It has been reported that you are terrified of flying.
Ford: airplane. It took alot of courage to get on the airplane. I needed support from friends and family.
Prosecutor: how did you get here in August?
Plane.
You fly often?
I got to Delaware every year to see my family.
Your resume lists travel as a hobby. Is that true?
Yes.
Have you been to Costa Rica, Hawaii, French Polynesia, etc....
Yes.
How did you get there?
Airplane.
[I swear I did not make these next questions and answers up]
Did you want to come forward and be in the public?
No.
Then why did you contact WaPo?
Because people on the beach who don't know about things told me to.
Who advised you to contact your senator and WaPo?
Beach friends.
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Do you talk to the WaPo?
Yes. Under an encrypted app and off the record.
Did you talk to any member of congress or staff members about your allegations before the letter to Feinstein?
Yes. I met with staff and my congresswoman.
What did you talk about with them?
I described the incident and what my options were about how to get my story relayed forward.
Why did you take the polygraph?
I was advised to
By whom?
(lawyer interrupts and claims privilege)
Where did you take the polygraph?
An airport hotel conference room
Why there?
I was rushing from my grandmothers funnels to the airport.
Who paid for the polygraph?
I don't know.
Did you?
No.
Did anyone?
I don't know
MOAR:
1- She can't remember details that took place over the past 3 months.
2- She took a polygraph for hours yet only 2 questions were presented and neither mention Kav at all.
3- The polygraph was given under stress. She was burying her grandmother.
4- She lied about flying.
5- She admitted lying about that stating she hoped that congress would come to her because it was better for her. The end justified the means.
6- She lied when she stated she that the committee said they would not. Grassley set that record straight.
7- She made huge errors in the map and distances.
Am I missing anything?