Obama's Penis Control

[Lumpy 1]

maybe issue a type of chastity belt along with registration for men, which have timers, once inside their own doors it gives them 30 minutes to perform, then they clang shut again.

...kinda like an Al Gore lock box system for the goodies...mmm interesting..

 

[ScienceRocks]

Maybe if you're convicted of rape you get your balls cut off?

 

[Agit8r]

Geeze. Just 'cause I unwind by squeezing off a few rounds doesn't make me some kind of nut (o_0)

 

[Lumpy 1]

Geeze. Just 'cause I unwind by squeezing off a few rounds doesn't make me some kind of nut (o_0)

The second time I read your post it got funnier...

 

[depotoo]

Geeze. Just 'cause I unwind by squeezing off a few rounds doesn't make me some kind of nut (o_0)

The second time I read your post it got funnier...

yep, nothing like a good double entendre.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Can you practice shooting your gun until you need glasses?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Geeze. Just 'cause I unwind by squeezing off a few rounds doesn't make me some kind of nut (o_0)

The second time I read your post it got funnier...

yep, nothing like a good double entendre.

I'd like to believe double entendres were my specialty but I certainly enjoy reading others..

 

[Bleipriester]

There's rumors in Washington that Obama and many Democrats would like to ban certain penises and require registration of all penises because of their ill use by the criminal element within the country.

Although ..there are abundant laws on the books for penis control and Amendments in the Constitution protecting the rights to their use, Obama/Democrats feels an obligation to control their use, enjoyment and distribution.

Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner are said to be outraged along with several other prominent Democrats.

Isn´t Clinton using cigars instead of his penis anyway?

 

[ScienceRocks]

There's rumors in Washington that Obama and many Democrats would like to ban certain penises and require registration of all penises because of their ill use by the criminal element within the country.

Although ..there are abundant laws on the books for penis control and Amendments in the Constitution protecting the rights to their use, Obama/Democrats feels an obligation to control their use, enjoyment and distribution.

Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner are said to be outraged along with several other prominent Democrats.

Isn´t Clinton using cigars instead of his penis anyway?

I think he uses both!

 

[Lumpy 1]

There's rumors in Washington that Obama and many Democrats would like to ban certain penises and require registration of all penises because of their ill use by the criminal element within the country.

Although ..there are abundant laws on the books for penis control and Amendments in the Constitution protecting the rights to their use, Obama/Democrats feels an obligation to control their use, enjoyment and distribution.

Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner are said to be outraged along with several other prominent Democrats.

Isn´t Clinton using cigars instead of his penis anyway?

Just to clarify, Hillary..?...

 

[Gadawg73]

Maybe if you're convicted of rape you get your balls cut off?

That would be real smart.
They released another convicted "rapist" this past week because the "victim" recanted her testimony.

How many of them like that this year alone?
70, 80?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Maybe if you're convicted of rape you get your balls cut off?

That would be real smart.
They released another convicted "rapist" this past week because the "victim" recanted her testimony.

How many of them like that this year alone?
70, 80?

Yup..that could be a problem..

 

[emilynghiem]

There's rumors in Washington that Obama and many Democrats would like to ban certain penises and require registration of all penises because of their ill use by the criminal element within the country.

Although ..there are abundant laws on the books for penis control and Amendments in the Constitution protecting the rights to their use, Obama/Democrats feels an obligation to control their use, enjoyment and distribution.

Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner are said to be outraged along with several other prominent Democrats.

What man wouldn't want tighter restrictions on penises?

(Actually, I thought Democrats want to get softer on "penal" codes,
and the Republicans like to be "hard on" them!)

 

[rdean]

from what I understand, certain people have been using a proxy for years

proxy = Glenn Rice?

 

[Lumpy 1]

There's rumors in Washington that Obama and many Democrats would like to ban certain penises and require registration of all penises because of their ill use by the criminal element within the country.

Although ..there are abundant laws on the books for penis control and Amendments in the Constitution protecting the rights to their use, Obama/Democrats feels an obligation to control their use, enjoyment and distribution.

Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner are said to be outraged along with several other prominent Democrats.

What man wouldn't want tighter restrictions on penises?

(Actually, I thought Democrats want to get softer on "penal" codes,
and the Republicans like to be "hard on" them!)

 

[Lumpy 1]

 

[Colin]

There's rumors in Washington that Obama and many Democrats would like to ban certain penises and require registration of all penises because of their ill use by the criminal element within the country.

Although ..there are abundant laws on the books for penis control and Amendments in the Constitution protecting the rights to their use, Obama/Democrats feels an obligation to control their use, enjoyment and distribution.

Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner are said to be outraged along with several other prominent Democrats.

Yeh, well. Obama is just stroking his own ego....whilst singing, 'one finger one thumb keep moving'.

 

[editec]

Assault with a friendly weapon?