You'd rather hear this bullshit?
"Let me tell you, I'm a really smart guy." —on his intelligence
"Sorry losers and haters, but my
I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault."
"All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
"I'm also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has." —November 3, 2016
"I alone can fix it." —in his self-aggrandizing acceptance speech at the
Republican National Convention, July 21, 2016
"I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.
" —"60 Minutes" interview, July 17, 2016
"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body."
"He referred to my hands, if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it." —bragging about his penis size in reference to a joke by Republican rival
Marco Rubio, GOP presidential debate, March 3, 2016
"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful." —while teasing a presidential run in 2000
“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things." —when asked on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” whom he talks with consistently about foreign policy, March 16, 2016
Three minutes later: "Such a nasty woman." —October 19, 2016
"I sorta get away with things like that." —on bursting into Miss Universe pageant dressing rooms
"Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell you." —Donald Trump, mocking the women who alleged he sexually assaulted them, suggesting his accusers weren't attractive enough to earn his attention. —October 14, 2016
"You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p**sy. You can do anything." —in a 2005 interview with "
Access Hollywood"’s Billy Bush
"You know, it really doesn't matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
"There has to be some form of punishment…you go back to a position like they had where they would perhaps go to illegal places, but we have to ban it." —on women who have abortions, MSNBC interview, March 30, 2016
"Women: You have to treat them like s**t."
"A person who is very flat chested is very hard to be a 10."
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible." —speaking at a rally in Sioux Center, Iowa, as the audience laughed, January 23, 2016