Obama proposes cancelling White House's cable TV to get Trump to leave!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

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“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

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“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

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Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

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“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

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“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[CrusaderFrank]

That's Carrottop funny!

 

[theHawk]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

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“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

​

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

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Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

​

“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

​

“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

We’re still waiting for Obama’s “peaceful transition of power” to President Trump. He ordered his goons in the government to spy on the Donald, and did everything he could to disrupt the transition, like expelling the Russians for no reason.

 

[beautress]

The Kenyan needs his meds. Call his druggist!

 

[jbrownson0831]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

​

“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

​

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

​

Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

​

“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

​

“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

Again, worrying about things that never happen......only people who refused the results were Democrat not Republican, and why would a reelected president want his cable cut off?

 

[DrLove]

The Kenyan needs his meds. Call his druggist!

Ronny is no longer Barack's personal physician

 

[Thunk]

The stench alone almost accomplished that mission!

Trump had to have all the HVAC ducting torn out & replaced.

 

[Rambunctious]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

​

“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

​

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

​

Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

​

“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

​

“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

Obviously since Obama thinks having no cable will bother Trump...Obama must know he wouldn't be able to survive without it....
Just what did Obama do for 8 years anyway?.....

 

[DrLove]

The stench alone almost accomplished that mission!

Trump had to have all the HVAC ducting torn out & replaced.

Perhaps, but they didn't need hazmat suits.
Biden on day one will need to bring in this crew -
That ain't merely stench ... That's TOXIC stench!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

teal

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

​

“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

​

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

​

Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

​

“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

​

“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

Obviously since Obama thinks having no cable will bother Trump...Obama must know he wouldn't be able to survive without it....
Just what did Obama do for 8 years anyway?.....

ESPN

Like All of Us, Obama Watches ESPN While Pretending to Work

He told ESPN Radio he may turn on the game at night if he's got "a really fat briefing book."

www.theatlantic.com

 

[Thunk]

 

[DrLove]

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Nice photoshop - But in my opinion Michelle is WAY better looking and a bunch smarter than White House Barbie.

 

[badbob85037]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

​

“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

​

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

​

Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

​

“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

​

“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

How bout we round up obama, don't let him leave, and lynch

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

​

“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

​

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

​

Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

​

“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

​

“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

How bout we round up 0bama, don't let him leave and lynch him. We'll call it justice. He'll call it a short rope

 

[WTF19]

not for nothing, fuck BARRAG o --worthless representation of AMERICA ever

 

[WTF19]

The stench alone almost accomplished that mission!

Trump had to have all the HVAC ducting torn out & replaced.

Perhaps, but they didn't need hazmat suits.
Biden on day one will need to bring in this crew -
That ain't merely stench ... That's TOXIC stench!

thats right---everything that comes out of your head is just as you described

 

[WTF19]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

​

“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

​

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

​

Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

​

“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

​

“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

We’re still waiting for Obama’s “peaceful transition of power” to President Trump. He ordered his goons in the government to spy on the Donald, and did everything he could to disrupt the transition, like expelling the Russians for no reason.

which makes that treason

 

[DrLove]

How bout we round up 0bama, don't let him leave and lynch him. We'll call it justice. He'll call it a short rope

You're lucky that obvious and overt racism is allowable in this forum.

 

[beautress]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

​

“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

​

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

​

Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

​

“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

​

“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

Obviously since Obama thinks having no cable will bother Trump...Obama must know he wouldn't be able to survive without it....
Just what did Obama do for 8 years anyway?.....

I hear he liked to sit and contemplate his doobies sitting in a plane being filled up with millions in cash being loaded up to impress Michele and his muslim brother Louis Farakkkhan.

 

[Thunk]

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Nice photoshop - But in my opinion Michelle is WAY better looking and a bunch smarter than White House Barbie.

That's a great pic of sausage & malaria...Where did manchelle rent them from?

 

[DrLove]

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Nice photoshop - But in my opinion Michelle is WAY better looking and a bunch smarter than White House Barbie.

That's a great pic of sausage & malaria...Where did manchelle rent them from?

Malaria? Please do not refer to our current First Lady in such a manner!