Obama heading to restroom to "pinch a loaf"

[xotoxi]

Earlier today, President Barack Obama felt a fullness in his lower pelvis and sensed the anal seepage of a small amount of flatulence.

Based on these cues, the President realized that a bowel movement was inevitable, so he excused himself and retired to the restroom to "drop a deuce".

 

[Si modo]

He's so awesome.

 

[random3434]

Did Sarah Palin write about it on her Facebook page, and did Crude Frank or Sinatra then start a thread about it, with Maple chiming in saying how much she loved her book and what a great President she would make?

I hope I didn't miss THAT too!

 

[JW Frogen]

Oprah is producing a special on Obama's trancendant turd.

 

[Xenophon]

Did Chris mathews try to save it for posterity?

 

[chanel]

Does he have an "asswipe czar"? I heard he had to reschedule that deuce til after Christmas.

 

[xotoxi]

Did Sarah Palin write about it on her Facebook page...

She did in far too great detail.

I won't go in depth about what she wrote...but apparently Obama likes corn.