Obama and the Psychic

[asaratis]

Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.


Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”


“Which one?'” Obama asks nervously.


“It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”

 

[mamooth]

I guessed before I read it that this would be one of those "Why conservatives shouldn't attempt humor" examples.

I was right.