Obama and the Hedron Collider

[TeaBagger]

Not even Alex Jones has figured this one out yet.

Birth Announcement Planted By Time Traveler Barack WHOSANE Obama!

Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya but he is also a time traveler and here's how I got there. The lib want you to believe that Obama was born in Honolulu and as proof they show a birth announcement in a Honolulu news paper. We know that liberal Muslim agents created his birth certificate but when that wasn't enough Obama worked with French socialists to build the Hedron super collider which is in truth a time machine built with money he got for collapsing the economy as president in 2007 and 2008 and orchestrating 911.

Obama is also in a Muslim run parallel universe.

PROOF: Kenyan Mistake

Here is Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate

Liberals will say, "So what Obama was born in Kenya his mother was American born." That's just liberal moon battery. It's different for Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother. Ted Cruz is a Christian and really Jesus. God is Ted's father.

Also Michelle Obama is really a man, Obama is gay and Sasha and Malia are adopted and are the illegitimate children of Hillary Clinton who was impregnated with Obama's satanic sperm with a turkey baster by Michelle Obama who's real name is Michael Robinson.

 

[g5000]

What is even more fascinating about Obama is that he was able to be born in Kenya even though his mother never visited that country.

He must be the Messiah to pull off such a miracle birth!

 

[ABikerSailor]

It's because the tea baggers and the birthers don't know geography, and fail to realize that Indonesia (where Obama lived for some time while traveling with his mother) is a FULL CONTINENT away from Kenya.

 

[TeaBagger]

Now Trump, a RINO, is saying that America's savior Ted Cruz is not eligible to be president because he was born in Canada to an American mother unlike Obama who was born in Kenya to an American mother. Totally different.

The constitution says Obama cannot be president and Cruz can be. Canada is part of North America and Kenya is part of Africa. BIG DIFFERENCE!
"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President"

Even as a kid Ted had it all together.

 

[007]

What is even more fascinating about Obama is that he was able to be born in Kenya even though his mother never visited that country.

He must be the Messiah to pull off such a miracle birth!

Prove it... I'll wait...

 

[SwimExpert]

Not even Alex Jones has figured this one out yet.

Birth Announcement Planted By Time Traveler Barack WHOSANE Obama!

Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya but he is also a time traveler and here's how I got there. The lib want you to believe that Obama was born in Honolulu and as proof they show a birth announcement in a Honolulu news paper. We know that liberal Muslim agents created his birth certificate but when that wasn't enough Obama worked with French socialists to build the Hedron super collider which is in truth a time machine built with money he got for collapsing the economy as president in 2007 and 2008 and orchestrating 911.

Obama is also in a Muslim run parallel universe.

PROOF: Kenyan Mistake

Here is Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate

Liberals will say, "So what Obama was born in Kenya his mother was American born." That's just liberal moon battery. It's different for Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother. Ted Cruz is a Christian and really Jesus. God is Ted's father.

Also Michelle Obama is really a man, Obama is gay and Sasha and Malia are adopted and are the illegitimate children of Hillary Clinton who was impregnated with Obama's satanic sperm with a turkey baster by Michelle Obama who's real name is Michael Robinson.

You realize that what you are saying is scientifically impossible, right? The Hadron collider could never cause time travel. If this were the Hubble telescope, you might have had an argument.

 

[TeaBagger]

Not even Alex Jones has figured this one out yet.

Birth Announcement Planted By Time Traveler Barack WHOSANE Obama!

Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya but he is also a time traveler and here's how I got there. The lib want you to believe that Obama was born in Honolulu and as proof they show a birth announcement in a Honolulu news paper. We know that liberal Muslim agents created his birth certificate but when that wasn't enough Obama worked with French socialists to build the Hedron super collider which is in truth a time machine built with money he got for collapsing the economy as president in 2007 and 2008 and orchestrating 911.

Obama is also in a Muslim run parallel universe.

PROOF: Kenyan Mistake

Here is Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate

Liberals will say, "So what Obama was born in Kenya his mother was American born." That's just liberal moon battery. It's different for Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother. Ted Cruz is a Christian and really Jesus. God is Ted's father.

Also Michelle Obama is really a man, Obama is gay and Sasha and Malia are adopted and are the illegitimate children of Hillary Clinton who was impregnated with Obama's satanic sperm with a turkey baster by Michelle Obama who's real name is Michael Robinson.

You realize that what you are saying is scientifically impossible, right? The Hadron collider could never cause time travel. If this were the Hubble telescope, you might have had an argument.

The Hedron Collider can create worm holes and is indeed a time machine. Large Hadron Collider could be world’s first time machine

 

[Borillar]

I wonder if the Hedron collider could be used to find the theoretical elusive true conservative.

 

[aaronleland]

I KNEW IT!!! The OP is a fucking genius!