(not The Onion) Joe Exotic aka Tiger King is running for president from behind bars

[basquebromance]

will still get more votes than Eric Swalwell, folks!

‘Tiger King’ announces 2024 presidential bid

“Yes, I know I am in Federal Prison and you might think this is a joke but it’s not. It is my Constitutional right to do this even from here.”

www.ktsm.com

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Finally, a candidate worse than Biden or Trump.

 

[Vrenn]

will still get more votes than Eric Swalwell, folks!

‘Tiger King’ announces 2024 presidential bid

“Yes, I know I am in Federal Prison and you might think this is a joke but it’s not. It is my Constitutional right to do this even from here.”

www.ktsm.com

As long as none were convicted of felonies. But it appears that at least 9 were. I guess he's trying to play the Rump card. If Rump can do it, so should he.

 

[Votto]

will still get more votes than Eric Swalwell, folks!

‘Tiger King’ announces 2024 presidential bid

“Yes, I know I am in Federal Prison and you might think this is a joke but it’s not. It is my Constitutional right to do this even from here.”

www.ktsm.com

So it is now a battle between people behind bars verses people who should be behind bars.

When it is all said and done, people will want to all go to the bars soon after the election.

 

[Whodatsaywhodat.]

Finally, a candidate worse than Biden or Trump.

Ooh, are you criticizing Biden? Well I never !

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Ooh, are you criticizing Biden? Well I never !

True, you never pay attention

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

will still get more votes than Eric Swalwell, folks!

‘Tiger King’ announces 2024 presidential bid

“Yes, I know I am in Federal Prison and you might think this is a joke but it’s not. It is my Constitutional right to do this even from here.”

www.ktsm.com

Post Trump, the absolute bottom of the barrel is running for public office. Thanks Trump, you orange bag of shit.

 

[Whodatsaywhodat.]

True, you never pay attention

Please .

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Please .

Facts are facts, even if they hurt your feelings

 

[miketx]

As long as none were convicted of felonies. But it appears that at least 9 were. I guess he's trying to play the Rump card. If Rump can do it, so should he.

How childish.

 

[marvin martian]

Ooh, are you criticizing Biden? Well I never !

He still voted for Biden, though (aka "The Mac1958" maneuver).

 

[miketx]

He still voted for Biden, though (aka "The Mac1958" maneuver).

I thought Mac said only used his "maneuver" in back alley bars.

 

[g5000]

Finally, a candidate worse than Biden or Trump.

Must...resist...temptation to...write him in.

 

[g5000]

Maybe Tiger King could use tannerite to drain the swamp.

That's about what it will take.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

He is behind bars, yet he is most likely guilty of a far less number of crimes than is Biden.

 

[BlindBoo]

Ummm, the Tiger Queen.....from Wynnewood, Ok.

 

[ThunderKiss1965]

Post Trump, the absolute bottom of the barrel is running for public office. Thanks Trump, you orange bag of shit.

Clinton may run again so the bottom could be knocked out.

 

[Vrenn]

He is behind bars, yet he is most likely guilty of a far less number of crimes than is Biden.

You criminal MAGAts keep making those claims yet you have zero to back it up with. Meanwhile, your FEARFUL Leader is hiding in his basement.

 

[TNHarley]

Probably be better than what we got

 

[Missourian]

At the rate Joe "the Inflation King" Biden is going, Joe Exotic might be able to beat him.