marvin martian
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- #41
(1) Here in the Greater Los Angeles area, one nice mall has had so much trouble with mobs of "youths" that it is now announcing this policy:
a. After 3 p.m., no one under 18 may enter without a chaperone who is at least 21.
b. The youth and chaperone must stay together at all times.
(2) No doubt some civil liberties groups will be crying over discrimination against sweet delicate children.
(3) Here in Los Angeles, a prominent basketball player opened a movie theater back in the 20th century. I do not know if it is still open. He announced that no nonsense would be tolerated inside. Some neighborhood groups complained about his being too strict. It seems, however, that he had no illusions about a certain group, so he was laying down the law.
It's ok, guys! The FBI has figured out who's committing this organized retail theft, and they're on the case!