North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun, Confirms Central News Agency

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North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun, Confirms Central News Agency




THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.

It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”

The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.




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This is even more bogus than the Democrat claim that our economy has been experiencing growth during Obama's presidency.
 
This is even more bogus than the Democrat claim that our economy has been experiencing growth during Obama's presidency.
My, such a liar you are. Of course, your memory does not go back to 2009, when Bush handed Obama a market in freefall, and a job loss rate of over 500,000 a month. And that is what you idiots want to go back to. Your claim is just as valid as the OP
 
This is even more bogus than the Democrat claim that our economy has been experiencing growth during Obama's presidency.
My, such a liar you are. Of course, your memory does not go back to 2009, when Bush handed Obama a market in freefall, and a job loss rate of over 500,000 a month. And that is what you idiots want to go back to. Your claim is just as valid as the OP
Labor Force Participation clearly shows that he took that "freefall" and made it much steeper, plus the ACTUAL Unemployment Rate and Missing Worker Rate. Of course, you could end this debate if you explain how taxing businesses per employee, with an extra added massive tax at fifty employees, encourages business expansion and hiring.
 
This is even more bogus than the Democrat claim that our economy has been experiencing growth during Obama's presidency.
My, such a liar you are. Of course, your memory does not go back to 2009, when Bush handed Obama a market in freefall, and a job loss rate of over 500,000 a month. And that is what you idiots want to go back to. Your claim is just as valid as the OP
No, no, will never happen, I am hiring ticket agents to sell my all inclusive discount trips to the Sun.
 

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