That reminds me of a polish joke how many pollacks does it take and you can fill in the rest almost anything will work as long as there are 3 plus.
Q: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None because they expect the government to do it
A:None because turning on the light is considered oppression of the dark room.
A:None. The concept of having indoor light are "out dated beliefs" . they prefer scented candles.
A:None. They sit around and wait for a government program to be developed to fix the light bulb manufacturing industry and ask why isn't that industry unionized? And then there will be a government grant to supply funds to pay for the light bulbs that are manufactured by union labor subsidized by the government after there is an EPA impact study to understand the effects of the light bulb on the darter snails and the rain forest and another study by the Department of Labor, OPM and GAO to ensure that labor is equally distributed in a multicultural manner.
A:None. It's society that has to change, and accept them for what they are, they didn't chose to have a broken filament, and they shouldn't be labeled as "broken" it's 2018 they are "Alternatively Profunctioned."
A:Well first of all you need to abandon the idea that that we could ever just go ahead and
change the light bulb. Clinging to childish pie-in-the-sky radical fantasies like this is flagrantly unserious, and only means letting the perfect be the enemy of the good. In order to responsibly address the very serious issue of light bulb burnout, we need to engage in bipartisan dialogue toward a respectful consensus that encompasses all reasonable viewpoints, including those who doubt the fiscal and social responsibility of providing electric lighting in the first place, and to this end a bipartisan "gang of eleventeen" led by Senator Candlemaker and Congressman Darklover is currently working on a "grand bargain" for our proposed Bulb Burnout Responsible Action and Recovery Act. The current proposal, based on a policy framework originally developed by the Anti-Electricity Foundation, begins with a means-testing scale to determine the level of darkness in any particular room; if the darkness level meets certain benchmark targets, a public-private partnership would be permitted to provide subsidies for up to two (2) fingers of one (1) hand to be positioned around the light bulb. Each rotation of five-sixteenths radians would then be distributed according to a sliding scale, and a market for bulb rotation permits would be established to ensure efficient allocation of expenditures on this critical issue. Under the current "grand bargain" framework, this proposed universal lighting policy would of course be implemented at the state and local level, and authorities in each relevant jurisdiction will be permitted at their discretion to withdraw the light bulb changer's fingers and crush the entire hand to a pulp in an iron vise.
A:Fourteen. One to announce that changing the bulb is too dangerous and extreme. One to realize in horror that a radical is about to change it. One to hire a cop to prevent it from being changed. One to light a candle because it's dark. And ten to brag about it and say it shows how well the system works against darkness when liberals are in power.
A:How DARE you. The light bulb doesn't need changing. YOU need to get rid of your bigoted notions about what a light bulb should do or look like. We need to pass laws protecting the rights of burned-out light bulbs to ensure that they have the right to go on just the way they are. No light bulb deserves to be judged based on how it looks or feels. Hillary 2016!
A:At least ten, as they will need to have a discussion about whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.
A:None. Liberals wouldn’t actually change the light bulb, but they would show compassion for it by talking a lot about how terrible it is in the dark and more funding is needed to improve dim, 60 watt bulbs up to bright and productive 100 watt bulbs.
A: Let George Bush fix it! It’s his fault it’s dark anyway!
When it comes to stupidity jokes, liberals shouldnt throw stones, bubba.
