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Nominations for USMB President

Bonzi

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Feel free to submit your entry here....

Voting to take place in November.
 

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I have to see all of your birth certificates first
 
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Hmmm maybe we should have Parties. Should they be named differently.

I guess I didn't think this through! (not that that is anything unusual....)

No I just made this up Eagle -

OH!!!! You can also say who you DON'T want to be Prez. and why.
They will be automatically eliminated if 3 or more people give a DON'T to someone.
 

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I nominate Bonzi for the position of Vice President.


(She seems to know a lot about vice and positions)
 
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Maybe we should just form a Union. To bargain with the Admins when we have issues....
 

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No clintons. No bush's. No trump.

CK as POTUSMB
Westwall as VPOTUSMB
April as SOS
Coyote as Embassador
MDK as Speaker of the House.
 

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I like Toro's plan to equally distribute all the posts, so everyone has the exact same number of posts and funnies

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No clintons. No bush's. No trump.

CK as POTUSMB
Westwall as VPOTUSMB
April as SOS
Coyote as Embassador
MDK as Speaker of the House.

I'm glad at least one non-Admin person is in there! We need a Representative for the People!
 
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Maybe there should be a limit of the amount given out for a time period.

You have 10 winners a month to give
You have 20 funnies a month to give
You have 30 agrees a month to give
You have 40 thank you's a month to give

(Unlimited informatives)

Then, at the end of the month, give plaques or awards to the monthly winners of
WINNER, FUNNIES, AGREEs and THANK YOUs
 

Rouge Rover

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What you all need is an outsider, someone who is not a career forumite. :)
 
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Maybe that is how we should "vote"

Person with most WINNERs is President for the following month
Person with the most FUNNIES is the Vice President for the following month
Person with the most AGREES is the Secretary of State
Person with the most THANK YOUS is the Speaker of the House
 

CrusaderFrank

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Here's my Platform:

At the end of the month, all posts are divided equally so everyone is a Top Poster of the Month

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At the end of the month, all funnies are divided equally so everyone is as funny as Mal

As President, I reserve the right to award myself extra posts and Funnies

I'd lift the ban on ****** and ****

I'd limit Bodecca to one Sock account

I'd bring back the Banned, well most of them anyway, but CaGirl and Oddball would be welcome back

I'd Set up an electronic version of chemical castration for anyone obsessed with children and sex, sure it's only one USMB member, but dafuq, it's worth it
 

dannyboys

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Maybe we should just form a Union. To bargain with the Admins when we have issues....
I can have two dozen (the actual number of members who post on this forum) 'USMB Lives Matter!' T-shirts made up. On the back I can have screen prints of Trayvon when he was ten years old and one of 'Big Mike' in his graduation get-up.
 
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That's actually a good idea.
Instead of actually USMB members, have "symbolic" Leaders.

hmm....
 

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