No Winter Tires!

[odanny]

I refuse to put on winter tires because:

It’s my car, my choice, my freedom.
The effectiveness of winter tires is not proven, except by studies carried out by the manufacturers (you amaze me).
My neighbor Robert had an accident after putting on his winter tires.
Some are already on their 3rd set of tires, which proves their Ineffectiveness.
We don’t know what they are made of.
The tire giants scare us with winter, just to enrich themselves.
In fact, the tire giants invented snow and spread it at night when you sleep.
If I have winter tires, the government can track me in the snow.
Educate yourself, open your eyes, stop being a sheep!

This year, I say no to winter tires!

 

[Otis Mayfield]

lol

That's pretty good.

And accurate.

 

[TNHarley]

Good gawd, you statists get dumber by the day.

 

[Hellbilly]

Good gawd, you statists get dumber by the day.

At least they know what satire is, unlike you.

 

[TNHarley]

At least they know what satire is, unlike you.

I know its satire, dumbass.
As i said, you statists get dumber by the day.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

"Winter" tires are just a scam.

NEW tires are what you want. Doesn't matter what "season" they are made for.
NEW tires have better traction ability in all weather than worn down tires.

The ONLY reason you might want "winter" tires, is if you are a farmer. Different treads on certain tires give you better grabbing ability on the frozen, uneven ground, as opposed to flat streets.

 

[Cellblock2429]

I refuse to put on winter tires because:

It’s my car, my choice, my freedom.
The effectiveness of winter tires is not proven, except by studies carried out by the manufacturers (you amaze me).
My neighbor Robert had an accident after putting on his winter tires.
Some are already on their 3rd set of tires, which proves their Ineffectiveness.
We don’t know what they are made of.
The tire giants scare us with winter, just to enrich themselves.
In fact, the tire giants invented snow and spread it at night when you sleep.
If I have winter tires, the government can track me in the snow.
Educate yourself, open your eyes, stop being a sheep!

This year, I say no to winter tires!

/----/ Now that was funny.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Hello??!!!! 911???

Don't hang up on me........but you won't believe this........

 

[Confederate Soldier]

I wish I had winter tires the other day, but it probably wouldn't have saved me. :/ Got involved in a multi car pileup caused by black ice. I was only doing 45 on the interstate, but lost control when I saw the pileup. Somehow, I threaded/slid my car between everything and landed in the grass.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Ringel05]

I know its satire, dumbass.
As i said, you statists get dumber by the day.

Funny bone broke?

 

[Claudette]

Live in Florida and you won't need winter tires. LOL

 

[JustAGuy1]

Nobody who actually lives in a snowy environment uses them.

 

[odanny]

I wish I had winter tires the other day, but it probably wouldn't have saved me. :/ Got involved in a multi car pileup caused by black ice. I was only doing 45 on the interstate, but lost control when I saw the pileup. Somehow, I threaded/slid my car between everything and landed in the grass.

At least you didn't smash your car, or worse. Calling a tow truck is cheaper than paying the deductible.

 

[Hellbilly]

Nobody who actually lives in a snowy environment uses them.

Everyone in the Northeast uses them, kid.

 

[Yarddog]

I refuse to put on winter tires because:

It’s my car, my choice, my freedom.
The effectiveness of winter tires is not proven, except by studies carried out by the manufacturers (you amaze me).
My neighbor Robert had an accident after putting on his winter tires.
Some are already on their 3rd set of tires, which proves their Ineffectiveness.
We don’t know what they are made of.
The tire giants scare us with winter, just to enrich themselves.
In fact, the tire giants invented snow and spread it at night when you sleep.
If I have winter tires, the government can track me in the snow.
Educate yourself, open your eyes, stop being a sheep!

This year, I say no to winter tires!

Thats some attitude you got there mister, well..... all good and fine but if you're going to not use winter tires, just keep your car at a minimum of 6 feet away from mine and definately keep it out of the lobby.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I wish I had winter tires the other day, but it probably wouldn't have saved me. :/ Got involved in a multi car pileup caused by black ice. I was only doing 45 on the interstate, but lost control when I saw the pileup. Somehow, I threaded/slid my car between everything and landed in the grass.

Damn!
Yeah, I hit some black ice once. Destroyed my car, and busted my nose on the steering wheel.
I wasn't even going that fast, probably about 35-40 mph.

 

[Hellokitty]

I refuse to put on winter tires because:

It’s my car, my choice, my freedom.
The effectiveness of winter tires is not proven, except by studies carried out by the manufacturers (you amaze me).
My neighbor Robert had an accident after putting on his winter tires.
Some are already on their 3rd set of tires, which proves their Ineffectiveness.
We don’t know what they are made of.
The tire giants scare us with winter, just to enrich themselves.
In fact, the tire giants invented snow and spread it at night when you sleep.
If I have winter tires, the government can track me in the snow.
Educate yourself, open your eyes, stop being a sheep!

This year, I say no to winter tires!

I honestly don't get the satire? I take it's about the JAB, and not the climate, because mandating everyone to put winter tires on their electric vehicles would be bad for the environment. If it's about the JAB it kinda backfires because as we all know only people who live in areas that experience heavy snow would need to consider winter tires. It backfires because it exposes the JAB as selling winter tires to people living in Florida.

 

[Hellbilly]

Damn!
Yeah, I hit some black ice once. Destroyed my car, and busted my nose on the steering wheel.
I wasn't even going that fast, probably about 35-40 mph.

Black ice you say?