No Russian Collusion? What now?

[the other mike]

Democrats will keep flinging their shit against the wall hoping something will stick.

 

[Faun]

Now that Cohen has been revealed as a total nothing-burger, what shall we do next?

Should we pretend Cohen never happened and continue the collusion narrative, promising an impending Mueller "bombshell"? Or shall we take a different, wiser tangent? One thing is certain, Trump is GUILTY and UNFIT, and something must be done. Even a Republican like me knows that!

So in a true bipartisan spirit, I've compiled some possibilities that should be considered. I've run these through the same computer used to predict global warming, so the actual probabilities are included. They're 100% accurate, you can trust me:

• Trump is an alien from the planet Flaflooga, sent to take over the Earth with his mind-ray: 87%
• Trump is literally Hitler, thawed from cryogenic suspension and here to establish the New Reich: 92%
• A Genuine Birth Certificate will be found proving that Trump is a Russian national (how ironic!): 41%
• Cancelled checks from Trump to Putin with the memo "Thanks for the boost" will surface: 78%
• Trump and Pence will both get "an offer they can't refuse" from Kim: 18%
• Pelosi and Schumer will prove that Trump is actually their 17 year old love child: 29%
• AOC will tweet a clapback so stunning that Trump will resign in shame: 65%

As you can see, there is at least a 410% chance that Trump should not be President. I'm sure there are more possibilities, but the computer overheated. This should take us well past 2020.

You're welcome, Democrats!

I guess those other million pages they are pouring over are clean as well. So far, anyone that has been with trump since 2012 has been arrested and either has been tried and convicted or awaiting trial. There are a few that Mueller hasn't approached yet but he will. The best thing for Trump and the good of the Nation is for Trump to do a Nixon. For you idjit cupcake rightwingfruitcakes, Nixon was impeached but the didn't have the votes in the senate to convict him. Plus, the charges, if brought today, would not have stood up legally. But, like Trump, Nixon was loosing it and on one special day, resigned.

No, the Senate never got to try an impeachment on Nixon since Nixon resigned prior to being impeached.

 

[Rigby5]

Nixon commissioned illegal acts as well as the illegal coverup of the illegal acts.

Trump has done nothing illegal so far. And covering up sleazy acts is not illegal.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Trump has done nothing illegal so far.

*That you know of.

 

[edward37]

Trump has done nothing illegal so far.

*That you know of.

His BS college?? His stealing from his Charity For starters

 

[edward37]

Democrats will keep flinging their shit against the wall hoping something will stick.

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[the other mike]

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No . He's worse at throwing than Obama was at bowling.

 

[Picaro]

I have seen not a single shred of evidence of collusion, even if collusion were illegal.
There could be a case for obstructing, with all the FBI firings, but as long as Mueller is not fired, I don't think there is much of a case there either.

Wonder why handing over billions in untraceable cash to a regime who committed an act of war against the U.S. and still routinely threatens to wipe us and several other countries off the face of the Earth isn't some sort of 'collusion' in Democrats' eyes. Must be Sunday.

 

[the other mike]

Wonder why handing over billions in untraceable cash to a regime who committed an act of war against the U.S. and still routinely threatens to wipe us and several other countries off the face of the Earth isn't some sort of 'collusion' in Democrats' eyes. Must be Sunday.

Isn't that a Bolton talking point spinning the nuclear deal out of context ?
Lifting sanctions was not handing them money.

 

[Picaro]

Collusion implies the shared coverup of an illegal act.

No. It is illegal cooperation or conspiracy.

And there is no evidence that Russia did anything illegal, like large unrecorded campaign contributions.

So you believe Mueller indicted Russian companies and Russian nationals without possessing evidence? How absurd.

Furthermore, how could you possibly know what evidence federal prosecutors do or do not possess? You couldn't. Do you often just make shit up to support your claims?

Things like paying Stormy Daniels blackmail is not illegal

Except you are clearly wrong, and someone is going to to prison for it. Furthermore, Trump's top accountant and the head of AMI have been granted immunity to cooperate in the investigation of these acts.

So again, the things you are saying are self-evidently absurd.

He didn't collude with NAMBLA kiddie rapers to legalize raping boys, like your Democrat Party did with the 'Gay Privilege' scam, did he? Of course, that's considered 'enlightenment' to your sicko peer group, and it's still a big mystery to your ilk why that's even considered bad n stuff.

 

[Faun]

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No . He's worse at throwing than Obama was at bowling.

You must be thinking of Bush...

 

[Picaro]

Wonder why handing over billions in untraceable cash to a regime who committed an act of war against the U.S. and still routinely threatens to wipe us and several other countries off the face of the Earth isn't some sort of 'collusion' in Democrats' eyes. Must be Sunday.

Isn't that a Bolton talking point spinning the nuclear deal out of context ?
Lifting sanctions was not handing them money.

Why lie about what he did? You claiming he didn't ship pallet loads of cash to Iran or something stupid like that? Go ahead; it's not like anybody sane takes you gimps seriously any more, not for years, so go ahead and keep lying. your Party is toast for the next 20 years.

 

[Hale]

Trump has done nothing illegal so far.

*That you know of.

If ANYONE has a shred of hard evidence that Trump has done anything criminal, why don't they just bring it?

In the latest of a long line of identical statements, Schiff now says he has "direct evidence" of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia. We've been hearing such statements for over 2 years...

How many times will the Dem leaders cry wolf before members of their own Party - the US Citizens who voted them into office - hold them accountable?

I'm honestly baffled at how supposedly intelligent US voters can still call themselves Democrats and hold their heads up. This is truly an embarrassment to the USA.

 

[Picaro]

Trump had two scoops of ice cream and eats fast food.

Oh.Teh.Horreurs

We know Trumop sent the White House kitchen staff home during the shutdown; did the Senate and Congressional dining rooms close down, too?

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Collusion implies the shared coverup of an illegal act.

No. It is illegal cooperation or conspiracy.

And there is no evidence that Russia did anything illegal, like large unrecorded campaign contributions.

So you believe Mueller indicted Russian companies and Russian nationals without possessing evidence? How absurd.

Furthermore, how could you possibly know what evidence federal prosecutors do or do not possess? You couldn't. Do you often just make shit up to support your claims?

Things like paying Stormy Daniels blackmail is not illegal

Except you are clearly wrong, and someone is going to to prison for it. Furthermore, Trump's top accountant and the head of AMI have been granted immunity to cooperate in the investigation of these acts.

So again, the things you are saying are self-evidently absurd.

He didn't collude with NAMBLA kiddie rapers to legalize raping boys, like your Democrat Party did with the 'Gay Privilege' scam, did he? Of course, that's considered 'enlightenment' to your sicko peer group, and it's still a big mystery to your ilk why that's even considered bad n stuff.

Trump cult whataboutism

 

[Faun]

Collusion implies the shared coverup of an illegal act.

No. It is illegal cooperation or conspiracy.

And there is no evidence that Russia did anything illegal, like large unrecorded campaign contributions.

So you believe Mueller indicted Russian companies and Russian nationals without possessing evidence? How absurd.

Furthermore, how could you possibly know what evidence federal prosecutors do or do not possess? You couldn't. Do you often just make shit up to support your claims?

Things like paying Stormy Daniels blackmail is not illegal

Except you are clearly wrong, and someone is going to to prison for it. Furthermore, Trump's top accountant and the head of AMI have been granted immunity to cooperate in the investigation of these acts.

So again, the things you are saying are self-evidently absurd.

He didn't collude with NAMBLA kiddie rapers to legalize raping boys, like your Democrat Party did with the 'Gay Privilege' scam, did he? Of course, that's considered 'enlightenment' to your sicko peer group, and it's still a big mystery to your ilk why that's even considered bad n stuff.

Oh, for fuck’s sake, when it comes to raping kids, the Republican party has cornered the market...

• Andrew Buhr
  Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

• Armando Tebano
  Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano was arrested for sexually molesting a 14-year-old girl.

• Beverly Russell
  Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

• Bobby Stumbo
  Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy.

• Brent K. Schepp
  Republican Brent K. Schepp who is seeking election to the Kane County Board in November has been charged with sexually abusing two girls. He was named in a 26-count criminal indictment announced Friday by Kane County State’s Atty. John Barsanti. The charges are 14 counts of criminal sexual assault, 10 counts of criminal sexual abuse and two counts of unlawful delivery of alcohol to a minor. Prosecutors said Schepp knew his victims, who are now 15 and 16. The alleged abuse occurred last year between June and December. Bond is set at $75,000. Schepp faces a minimum sentence of 34 years in prison if convicted. Schepp is the Republican candidate in the race for an open County Board seat based in Aurora.Candidate indicted on child sex charges

• Brian J. Doyle
  Republican Brian J. Doyle, 55, deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was arrested Tuesday, April 04, 2006, for using the Internet to seduce what he thought was a teenage girl, authorities said. He was arrested in Maryland where he lives on charges of use of a computer to seduce a child and transmission of harmful material to a minor. The charges were issued out of Polk County, Fla.

• Carey Lee Cramer
  Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was charged with molesting his 9-year old step-daughter after including her in an anti-Gore television commercial.

• Cary Lee Cramer
  A South Texas jury has found a 44-year-old REPUBLICAN political consultant guilty of four counts involving the sexual molestation of children. The 44-year-old CARY LEE CRAMER was convicted of one count of aggravated sexual assault of a child, two of indecency with a child by contact and one of indecency with a child by exposure. Cramer, who now lives in Tucson, Ariz., gained national attention during the 2000 presidential election. His McAllen company created a TV ad accusing the Clinton-Gore administration of giving away nuclear technology to China in exchange for campaign contributions. Cramer faces a maximum of 149 years in prison for the four felony charges.

• Craig J. Spence
  Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

• David Swartz
  Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

• Dennis L. Rader
  Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered.

• Donald "Buz" Lukens
  Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. A girl he was accused of sleeping with since she was 13.

• Earl "Butch" Kimmerling
  Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

• Edison Misla Aldarondo
  Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

• Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr.
  Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

• Howard L. Brooks
  Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

• Howard Scott Heldreth
  Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

• Jack W. Gardner
  Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.

• Jeffrey Patti
  Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

• John Allen Burt
  Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year old girl.

• John Butler
  Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.

• John Collins
  Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls.

• John R. Curtain
  Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor.

• John Gosek
  Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls.

• John Hathaway
  Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

• John R. Curtain
  Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor.

• Jon Grunseth
  Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.

• Jon Matthews
  Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

• Keith Westmoreland
  Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

• Keola Childs
  Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

• Kevin Coan
  Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

• Larry Dale Floyd
  Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd was arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable.

• Larry Jack Schwarz
  Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

• Lawrence E. King
  Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

• Lou Beres
  Republican Lou Beres denied sexual-molestation allegations when the Oregonian newspaper first reported them in October. Beres acknowledged sexually touching a 16- or 17-year-old friend of his daughter in 1976 or 1977. But a local Police Department report released as part of a lawsuit said Beres "readily admitted sexually touching" one girl when she was 13 or 14 years old. The longtime leader of the Oregon Christian Coalition and staunch opponent of gay rights admits in a newly released police report that he sexually touched three underage girls.

• Mark A. Grethen
  Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

• Mark Harris
  Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.

• Mark Pazuhanich
  Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

• Mark Seidensticker
  Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester.

• Marty Glickman
  Republica/n activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

• Merrill Robert Barter
  Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

• Mike Hintz
  Republican pastor Mike Hintz , whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

• Nicholas Elizondo
  Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.

• Nicholas Morency
  Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

• Parker J. Bena
  Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.

• Paul Ingram
  Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

• Peter Dibble
  Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

• Philip Giordano
  Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

• Randal David Ankeney
  Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

• Randall Casseday
  Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper was arrested for soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet.

• Richard A. Dasen Sr.
  Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was found guilty of raping a 15-year old girl. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.

• Richard A. Delgaudio
  Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

• Richard Gardner
  Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

• Robert Bauman
  Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

• Ronald C. Kline
  Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline was placed under house arrest for child molestation and possession of child pornography.

• Russell Harding
  Republican president of the New York City Housing Development Corp. Russell Harding pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer.

• Stephen White
  Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

• Steve Aiken
  Republican campaign worker, police officer and self-proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken was convicted of having sex with two underage girls.

• Strom Thurmond
  Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

• Tom Adams
  Republican Mayor Tom Adams was arrested for distributing child pornography over the internet.

• Tom Randall
  Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business.

• Tom Shortridge
  Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

If ANYONE has a shred of hard evidence that Trump has done anything criminal, why don't they just bring it?

Because evidence is brought to bear in court, once a case is fully formed and charges are filed. In what fantasyland do prosecutors release evidence to the public as they find it? Your question is absurd.

 

[boedicca]

Trump had two scoops of ice cream and eats fast food.

Oh.Teh.Horreurs

We know Trumop sent the White House kitchen staff home during the shutdown; did the Senate and Congressional dining rooms close down, too?

I doubt it, but if they did, the Congress Critters like ate quite well on the taxpayer dime at expensive restaurants.

And now for the true Horreur de Horreurs:

Trump drank a Virgin White Russian! This is a Trifecta of EVUL-Doerness:

- Exploitation of Women for not getting their consent before drinking
- White Supremacy
- Russian Collusion

 

[Faun]

Trump has done nothing illegal so far.

*That you know of.

If ANYONE has a shred of hard evidence that Trump has done anything criminal, why don't they just bring it?

In the latest of a long line of identical statements, Schiff now says he has "direct evidence" of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia. We've been hearing such statements for over 2 years...

How many times will the Dem leaders cry wolf before members of their own Party - the US Citizens who voted them into office - hold them accountable?

I'm honestly baffled at how supposedly intelligent US voters can still call themselves Democrats and hold their heads up. This is truly an embarrassment to the USA.

”If ANYONE has a shred of hard evidence that Trump has done anything criminal, why don't they just bring it?”

Summer Zervos IS bringing it.

 

[LordBrownTrout]

And then.....there was nothing.