I'm seriously thinking about quitting my job and turning lib. Unemployment will probably only last for a couple years, then I can apply for welfare. Then I can take that money and buy me a couple pizzas, a case of beer, a bottle of scotch, a carton of Marlboro's, and an ounce of redbud. Head home to my hud house, and enjoy. If I don't feel too well when I get up the next afternoon, I just head over to my free doctor, then back to the store to do it all over again!
I think I'm turning lib, I think I'm turning lib, I really think so....