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"Hair Apparent" --- it's old though, I've been using it a lot.
Don of Orange
Meanwhile this old tune demands a parody --- I'll get on it...
It needs to be simple and roll off the tongue like the nicknames he brands others with while describing him perfectly.
I nominate:
"DISHONEST Don"
McPresident, is all I can think of. Here is a few more.
Donald Trump Nicknames
http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald Trump Nicknames.htm
Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames
The Donald — Ivana Trump (she first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story)
Lord Voldemort — Rosie O'Donnell
Golden Wrecking Ball — Sarah Palin
Short-Fingered Vulgarian — Graydon Carter (a nickname Trump hates because he seems to think it suggests that he is under-endowed)
Tiny Hands Trump and Pixie Fingers Trump — Michael R. Burch (nicknames based on Graydon Carter's above)
The Most Fabulous Whiner — Donald Trump describing himself to CNN's Chris Cuomo as "winning by whining"
Fuckface von Clownstick, Man-Baby, Comedy Entrapment and Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole — Jon Stewart
The White Kanye ― Bill Maher
Trump of Doom — Michael R. Burch (first used in a Facebook post on September 11, 2015)
The Presumptuous Nominee and Dangerous Donald — Hillary Clinton
Okay, Make It the Top Twenty-Five Donald Trump Nicknames
Mr. "Art of the Deal" — Donald Trump (taken from the title of his 1987 book, which he considers to be second only to the Bible)
John Baron — a pseudonym created by Donald Trump himself, apparently so that he could pose as his own publicist and brag about his sexual exploits to reporters
Humble — Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename
Tangerine Tornado — SNL's Church Lady (Dana Carvey)
No More Donald — Elizabeth Warren, in a tweet
Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator and Cheez Whiz
New York Pork Dork — because Trump and his companies have taken so much "pork" from federal, state and local governments
Dire Abby — Michael R. Burch (because he gives relationship like Dear Abby, but his message is invariably dire)
The Michelangelo of Ballyhoo
Gossamer-Skinned Bully — Graydon Carter
The Teflon Don — Michael R. Burch
The Clown Prince of Politics — a pun on Crown Prince
Darth Hater
Forrest Trump
Damien Trump — after the Antichrist figure in the Omen movies
The Antichrist — God and the Hebrew prophets (see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)
Honorable Mention: Hair Furor, Hair Hitler, Head Twit, King of the Whoppers, Mr. Wiggy Piggy, Panda Hair, Pander Hair, Trumpmeister, Trumpthechumps, Trumpletoes, Trumpster, Trumpinator, Trumpamaniac, Trumpenstein, Trumplestiltskin, The New Furor (pun on Führer), The Human Bullhorn, Genghis Cant (because he "can't" rule the world, making his promises mere "cant"), The Definer (because according to The Donald, he defines other candidates, after which they quickly become political trivia questions), The Disrupter, Hurricane Donald, The Winning Whiner, Whiny Little Bitch (Bill Maher), Donny (SNL's Church Lady, played by Dana Carvey), POTUS WRECKS (Michael R. Burch, The Fomentor (Trevor Noah), Humpty Trumpty
Jimmy Kimmel called Trump "Job Security" because he is making the careers of late-night comedians by providing them a never-ending source of rich comedic material. Trump has given new life to SNL, for instance.
A number of Trump nicknames are related to fascism, such as "Hair Hitler" (a pun on Herr Hitler) and The New Furor (a pun on Führer). Are such accusations warranted? Well, Hair Hitler talking about Muslims does sound a lot like Herr Hitler talking about Jews. Here's what one prominent American Jew has said on the subject. Abe Foxman, former National Director of the Anti-Defamation League, says Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump urged supporters at a Florida rally Saturday to raise their arms in a Nazi salute to him. "As a Jew who survived the Holocaust, to see an audience of thousands of people raising their hands in what looks like the ‘Heil Hitler’ salute is about as offensive, obnoxious and disgusting as anything I thought I would ever witness in the United States of America," Foxman told The Times of Israel.
Donald Trump Follower Nicknames: the Branch Trumpidians, Trumpites, Trumpettes, sTrumpettes, Trumpeters, Trumpeteers, Trump Chumps, Trumpkins, re-flub-licans, sheeple, KKK, motley crew, the chosen eew!
