Nice Trade!

[USMCDevilDog]

One day George W. Bush was leading three cows into the White House. A Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Nice cows, sir."
The president replied, "These are not just any cows; these are authentic Texas Black Angus cows. I got one for Laura, one for Barbara, and one for Jenna."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and replied, "Nice trade, sir."

 

[5stringJeff]

First, that's an old Clinton joke (Bill got something for Hillary).

Second, have you seen the Bush twins? Hot! Hardly two girls to be traded for cows.

 

[Avatar4321]

First, that's an old Clinton joke (Bill got something for Hillary).

Second, have you seen the Bush twins? Hot! Hardly two girls to be traded for cows.

Yeah they are both 10 cow women.

 

[Hobbit]

Geez, if she only costs one cow, I'll trade for Jenna right now.

And people wonder why I vote Republican. I mean, would you rather vote for that, or this?

Those are the (John) Kerry twins.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

And people wonder why I vote Republican. I mean, would you rather vote for that, or this?

Hmm, chubby cat cheeks vs. horse teeth.

 

[misterblu]

Hmm, chubby cat cheeks vs. horse teeth.

Yep. I vote "none of the above".