Newsweek: Trump stole pancakes, forgot a relative was dead while visiting family, cousin claims

[basquebromance]

Donald Trump stole pancakes and forgot a relative was dead while visiting family, cousin claims

BREAKING: Donald Trump used the express lane with 11 items in the 1980's, claims former roommate's girlfriend's friend.

 

[JGalt]

No idea what this represents, but it has pancakes in it...

 

[Toro]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

 

[fncceo]

St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast .... where I stole the margarine...

 

[JGalt]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

Sorry your girl lost. Think she'll run again in 2020?

I hope so.

 

[Toro]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

Sorry your girl lost. Think she'll run again in 2020?

I hope so.

Democrats suck.

Want to try again, Orange Jesus cultist?

 

[fncceo]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

Sorry your girl lost. Think she'll run again in 2020?

I hope so.

Democrats suck.

Want to try again, Orange Jesus cultist?

Mmmmmm....

 

[Toro]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

Sorry your girl lost. Think she'll run again in 2020?

I hope so.

Democrats suck.

Want to try again, Orange Jesus cultist?

Mmmmmm....

Orange Julius is awesome!

 

[harmonica]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

still crying after THREE years???
hahahhahahah
we are laughing
hahahahhahahahahaha

 

[Toro]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

still crying after THREE years???
hahahhahahah
we are laughing
hahahahhahahahahaha

My net worth is higher.

So why are you laughing?

 

[harmonica]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

still crying after THREE years???
hahahhahahah
we are laughing
hahahahhahahahahaha

My net worth is higher.

So why are you laughing?

hahahhahahahahahahahahh
I have more $$$ than you and get more sex- just like Trump
hahahahahah

 

[JGalt]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

still crying after THREE years???
hahahhahahah
we are laughing
hahahahhahahahahaha

My net worth is higher.

So why are you laughing?

Your net worth is higher.

So why do you hate the President that caused that?

 

[Yarddog]

Donald Trump stole pancakes and forgot a relative was dead while visiting family, cousin claims

BREAKING: Donald Trump used the express lane with 11 items in the 1980's, claims former roommate's girlfriend's friend.

Well, she must have made some damn good pancakes! she should have taken that as a compliment.

 

[Toro]

[
hahahhahahahahahahahahh
I have more $$$ than you and get more sex- just like Trump
hahahahahah

Yah, on the first point, no you don't.

On the second, I'm married, so maybe lol

 

[JGalt]

That's because Orange Jesus is a moron.

Just like most of his worshippers lol

Sorry your girl lost. Think she'll run again in 2020?

I hope so.

Democrats suck.

Want to try again, Orange Jesus cultist?

Ok then: Sorry Bernie will lose again.

 

[harmonica]

[
hahahhahahahahahahahahh
I have more $$$ than you and get more sex- just like Trump
hahahahahah

Yah, on the first point, no you don't.

On the second, I'm married, so maybe lol

you're JEALOUS of Trump because he has more $$$$ and sex than you
hahahhahahahhahaha
we're laughing
hahahhahahhaha

 

[MarathonMike]

No idea what this represents, but it has pancakes in it...

Interesting. Trump appears to be firing a loaded pancake from his magnificent hair at Marco Rubio. Makes sense to me.

 

[harmonica]

he also used ''their'' instead of ''there''

 

[Muhammed]

Donald Trump stole pancakes and forgot a relative was dead while visiting family, cousin claims

BREAKING: Donald Trump used the express lane with 11 items in the 1980's, claims former roommate's girlfriend's friend.

Nice scoop Newsweek!

It smells like sweeeeeeet desperation.

 

[Toro]

you're JEALOUS of Trump because he has more $$$$ and sex than you

That’s because I don’t **** anyone who is not my wife lol

Also, my IRR is higher. Unlike your Orange God who turned $300 million into $1 billion in 40 years, I inherited squat, cultist