No wombats were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a wombat. A spokesman for wombats said he was glad no wombats were involved. The Minister of Technology (photo of minister with wombat on his shoulder) today met the three Russian leaders (cut to photograph of 3 Russian men in a group and each with a wombat on his shoulder) to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal....