New Job Openings Available

[mudwhistle]

New job openings for paid protesters are opening up nationwide. Sign up at one of many online sites.

Quit your job. Join a strong team looking for motivated individuals.

Experience in protesting is a plus but not a requirement.



The Democrat Party is looking for individuals (or white females) who've taken leave of their senses and will do anything for cash.

Inexperienced?

No problem. We will train you. Just check your brain and your principles at the door and become a certified "Crowds Are Us" member.

No uniforms, no dress-codes, and no showers required. Show up as you dress normally.

Starting pay averages $18/hr or as much as $1200/wk for 70 hours of work* (*hehehe.....work.....that's a good one)

Here's a sample video of our training.
This is an example of how to correctly protest:

 

[Lockback]

New job openings for paid protesters are opening up nationwide. Sign up at one of many online sites.

Quit your job. Join a strong team looking for motivated individuals.

Experience in protesting is a plus but not a requirement.



The Democrat Party is looking for individuals (or white females) who've taken leave of their senses and will do anything for cash.

Inexperienced?

No problem. We will train you. Just check your brain and your principles at the door and become a certified "Crowds Are Us" member.

No uniforms, no dress-codes, and no showers required. Show up as you dress normally.

Starting pay averages $18/hr or as much as $1200/wk for 70 hours of work* (*hehehe.....work.....that's a good one)

Here's a sample video of our training.
This is an example of how to correctly protest:

Nicely done!
I'm sure some people would run to this as fast as their sandals would let them.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Nicely done!
I'm sure some people would run to this as fast as their sandals would let them.

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Get paid for being the asshole you've always been.

Easy-peasy!

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[Lockback]

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Get paid for being the asshole you've always been.

Easy-peasy!

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There's a shit-ton of 'em out there, that's for sure.

 

[1srelluc]

Moving those hambeasts would the be sort of like the job the National Zoo had advertised a few years back on jobs.gov for a Big Cat Wrangler.

 

[Manonthestreet]

The women friend of the driver shot by ICE who was in the vehicle with her has collected 1.5 million........ If I was the officer who shot her I would sue her to high heaven for emotional distress that she had a part in by urging her "wife" on

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

The women friend of the driver shot by ICE who was in the vehicle with her has collected 1.5 million........ If I was the officer who shot her I would sue her to high heaven for emotional distress that she had a part in by urging her "wife" on

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Yep.

"Grieving widow"?

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[mudwhistle]

 

[Lockback]

Another pig to the sty.