New CDC evidence proves intelligence is not contagious!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—New evidence uncovered over the past several weeks indicates that intelligence is not contagious, a study by the Centers for Disease Control reports.​

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In a controlled experiment documented by the study, a seventy-nine-year-old man with intelligence was placed in close proximity to a seventy-three-year-old man without it for a period of several weeks to see if even a trace of his knowledge and expertise could be transmitted.​

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After weeks of near-constant exposure, however, the seventy-three-year-old man appeared “a hundred per cent asymptomatic” of intelligence, the researchers found.​

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“In terms of facts, data, and wisdom, there was zero community spread,” the report stated.​

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The researchers, however, left open the possibility that intelligence might be transmissible to other people, just not to the seventy-three-year-old who was the subject of the experiment.​

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“There is evidence to suggest that this subject has developed a super-immunity to intelligence, making it impossible for even rudimentary information to permeate his extraordinarily thick cranium,” the study indicated.​

New Evidence Indicates Intelligence Not Contagious

“In terms of facts, data, and wisdom, there was zero community spread,” the report stated.

www.newyorker.com

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—New evidence uncovered over the past several weeks indicates that intelligence is not contagious, a study by the Centers for Disease Control reports.​

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In a controlled experiment documented by the study, a seventy-nine-year-old man with intelligence was placed in close proximity to a seventy-three-year-old man without it for a period of several weeks to see if even a trace of his knowledge and expertise could be transmitted.​

​

After weeks of near-constant exposure, however, the seventy-three-year-old man appeared “a hundred per cent asymptomatic” of intelligence, the researchers found.​

​

“In terms of facts, data, and wisdom, there was zero community spread,” the report stated.​

​

The researchers, however, left open the possibility that intelligence might be transmissible to other people, just not to the seventy-three-year-old who was the subject of the experiment.​

​

“There is evidence to suggest that this subject has developed a super-immunity to intelligence, making it impossible for even rudimentary information to permeate his extraordinarily thick cranium,” the study indicated.​

New Evidence Indicates Intelligence Not Contagious

“In terms of facts, data, and wisdom, there was zero community spread,” the report stated.

www.newyorker.com

Trump supporters to a "T". But, that's how he likes them. Low information and malleable.

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—New evidence uncovered over the past several weeks indicates that intelligence is not contagious, a study by the Centers for Disease Control reports.​

​

In a controlled experiment documented by the study, a seventy-nine-year-old man with intelligence was placed in close proximity to a seventy-three-year-old man without it for a period of several weeks to see if even a trace of his knowledge and expertise could be transmitted.​

​

After weeks of near-constant exposure, however, the seventy-three-year-old man appeared “a hundred per cent asymptomatic” of intelligence, the researchers found.​

​

“In terms of facts, data, and wisdom, there was zero community spread,” the report stated.​

​

The researchers, however, left open the possibility that intelligence might be transmissible to other people, just not to the seventy-three-year-old who was the subject of the experiment.​

​

“There is evidence to suggest that this subject has developed a super-immunity to intelligence, making it impossible for even rudimentary information to permeate his extraordinarily thick cranium,” the study indicated.​

New Evidence Indicates Intelligence Not Contagious

“In terms of facts, data, and wisdom, there was zero community spread,” the report stated.

www.newyorker.com

Trump supporters to a "T". But, that's how he likes them. Low information and malleable.

Isaac did a fine job of explaining Trumpism before Trumpism!

 

[toobfreak]

You can always tell when Trump is winning again, his supporters are in the right and America is marching ahead. The number of trolls crawling out of the woodwork to mock them immediately goes up claiming how stupid and what losers they really are! THANK YOU! You are as predictable as moths to the flame.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

You can always tell when Trump is winning again, his supporters are in the right and America is marching ahead. The number of trolls crawling out of the woodwork to mock them immediately goes up claiming how stupid and what losers they really are! THANK YOU! You are as predictable as moths to the flame.

Keep whistling past that graveyard.

 

[toobfreak]

You can always tell when Trump is winning again, his supporters are in the right and America is marching ahead. The number of trolls crawling out of the woodwork to mock them immediately goes up claiming how stupid and what losers they really are! THANK YOU! You are as predictable as moths to the flame.

Keep whistling past that graveyard.

No time for fools.

 

[DrLove]

You can always tell when Trump is winning again, his supporters are in the right and America is marching ahead. The number of trolls crawling out of the woodwork to mock them immediately goes up claiming how stupid and what losers they really are! THANK YOU! You are as predictable as moths to the flame.

Keep whistling past that graveyard.

They came by their "whistling" skills via the Mango Menace

MSNBC's Morning Joe and Mika bash Trump for 'whistling past the graveyard' as coronavirus claims hundreds of lives per day

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski ripped into President Donald Trump's continued bungling of the coronavirus crisis, and begged him to use his executive powers to help contain the pandemic.The "Morning Joe" co-hosts called for him to order more ventilators, personal protective...

www.rawstory.com

 

[toobfreak]

You can always tell when Trump is winning again, his supporters are in the right and America is marching ahead. The number of trolls crawling out of the woodwork to mock them immediately goes up claiming how stupid and what losers they really are! THANK YOU! You are as predictable as moths to the flame.

Keep whistling past that graveyard.

They came by their "whistling" skills via the Mango Menace

MSNBC's Morning Joe and Mika bash Trump for 'whistling past the graveyard' as coronavirus claims hundreds of lives per day

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski ripped into President Donald Trump's continued bungling of the coronavirus crisis, and begged him to use his executive powers to help contain the pandemic.The "Morning Joe" co-hosts called for him to order more ventilators, personal protective...

www.rawstory.com

Mmm. Love Mangos.

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

So during this time of crisis Dr. Loser posts a TDS thread. What a dink.

 

[DrLove]

So during this time of crisis Dr. Loser posts a TDS thread. What a dink.

Ah check - Political satire is disallowed in times of crisis.
I'm sure that your whiney Cheeto Jesus would concur - What a TWINK!

 

[bendog]

Thou shat not speak ill of THY LORD

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

So during this time of crisis Dr. Loser posts a TDS thread. What a dink.

Ah check - Political satire is disallowed in times of crisis.
I'm sure that your whiney Cheeto Jesus would concur - What a TWINK!

People are dying and losing their savings as you make jokes. Typical Leftist.

 

[DrLove]

So during this time of crisis Dr. Loser posts a TDS thread. What a dink.

Ah check - Political satire is disallowed in times of crisis.
I'm sure that your whiney Cheeto Jesus would concur - What a TWINK!

People are dying and losing their savings as you make jokes. Typical Leftist.

Whilst you pretend to be some sort of badass, buff lizard guy. Whatevs