Trinity
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This should probably be in humor but I thought it would be fitting here ........
A new bar opens in town and everyone is talking about it. The buzz is
> because it has a robot bartender. One fellow decides he has to see this
> for
> himself, so in he goes in and sits at the bar. Sure enough, a robot is
> bartending. The man orders a drink and the robot asks him his IQ. The
> man
> replies that his IQ is 150. With that, the robot begins discussing
> particle
> physics, the development of hydrogen power cells and global warming. This
> fellow is impressed. He wants to see what happens if he doesn't claim to
> be
> quite as bright. So, he leaves the bar and comes right back in and sits
> down at a different stool. Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This
> time
> the guy tells him it's 100. So the robot starts discussing football,
> basketball and the proper way to grill a steak. Wow, this is amazing,
> thinks the man and so he decides he wants to see how good this robot
> really
> is. Thus, he leaves the bar and comes back in for a third time. This
> time
> he tells the robot his IQ is 50. The robot asks, "So, are you Democrats
> excited about the Kerry-Edwards ticket?"
This should probably be in humor but I thought it would be fitting here ........
A new bar opens in town and everyone is talking about it. The buzz is
> because it has a robot bartender. One fellow decides he has to see this
> for
> himself, so in he goes in and sits at the bar. Sure enough, a robot is
> bartending. The man orders a drink and the robot asks him his IQ. The
> man
> replies that his IQ is 150. With that, the robot begins discussing
> particle
> physics, the development of hydrogen power cells and global warming. This
> fellow is impressed. He wants to see what happens if he doesn't claim to
> be
> quite as bright. So, he leaves the bar and comes right back in and sits
> down at a different stool. Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This
> time
> the guy tells him it's 100. So the robot starts discussing football,
> basketball and the proper way to grill a steak. Wow, this is amazing,
> thinks the man and so he decides he wants to see how good this robot
> really
> is. Thus, he leaves the bar and comes back in for a third time. This
> time
> he tells the robot his IQ is 50. The robot asks, "So, are you Democrats
> excited about the Kerry-Edwards ticket?"
