Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites

[daws101]

thousands of years of history that prove your "history "is wrong.

Not at all. Until 150 years ago everything g worked fine. Then you Progressive people decided to turn everything on its head. Mr Lincoln paid with his life for that. The rest of the nation has paid with a century and a half of disasters and horrors; socially and societally.

pile that bullshit high and don't you!

 

[mgh80]

What happened to Native Americans was terrible...but why would I apologize for something that happened before I was born and I had nothing to do with? Should young Japanese-Americans apologize for Pearl Harbor?

didn't think that one through did you? It was not Japanese /Americans that attacked Pearl harbor....it was the Japanese navy...
no one is saying you have to apologize.
on the other hand you should remember the event in context and not sugar coat it or minimize it like lot's of posters have..

Read the OP. It clearly specifies that they mandate that Americans apologize for what their ancestors did to Natives.

 

[daws101]

What happened to Native Americans was terrible...but why would I apologize for something that happened before I was born and I had nothing to do with? Should young Japanese-Americans apologize for Pearl Harbor?

didn't think that one through did you? It was not Japanese /Americans that attacked Pearl harbor....it was the Japanese navy...
no one is saying you have to apologize.
on the other hand you should remember the event in context and not sugar coat it or minimize it like lot's of posters have..

Read the OP. It clearly specifies that they mandate that Americans apologize for what their ancestors did to Natives.

another dumbfuck ....for the people who are always looking to be pissed off....Note: This article was written in a satire format. It offers a different look at history from a different view-point than most would think of. What is the reason for this article? To prove that just because it’s on the internet or published does not make it true. When you do a Google search via the title you will get 47,000 hits. Just goes to show you how far a hoax can be perpetuated and people will still believe it.

 

[PredFan]

The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native people. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

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So are they deporting all of the now illegal blacks, Arabs, Mexicans, and Asians?

Only whites. Especially the furry kind.

Still
Haven't done anything about your literacy defecit eh? It shows.

Your head lice shows too. Go take a flea dip or something cave monkey.

Childish, but typical of you.

 

[TimothysAlaska]

The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native people. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

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I did move back to Europe and my lifestyle was pretty much the same, only a little better since I was able to travel all over Europe. I moved back to the states but would love to move back it was awesome!!!

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

Fact: European hunters were here first and were killed off by the wagon burners.

And they were ant-semits that drove the Jewish Indians away...

Have you ever met a circumcised Indian?

I is one.

 

[Moonglow]

Fact: European hunters were here first and were killed off by the wagon burners.

And they were ant-semits that drove the Jewish Indians away...

Have you ever met a circumcised Indian?

I is one.

Yeah, I got the operation also, then had an Indian
Mitzvah