Myorkas is fired. Christy Noem to take over as head of DHS.

Not sure what mistakes you are talking about, but you say this before the circus begins and he fires half of them.
/——/ Even democRATs said his first term picks were bad.
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Still waiting for a trumple to come up with a single qualification Noem has to run DHS. Other than trump appreciating her cosmetic surgery.
 
Still waiting for a trumple to come up with a single qualification Noem has to run DHS. Other than trump appreciating her cosmetic surgery.
If she is cruel enough to shoot a puppy she knows how Trump wants to treat migrants
 
Not sure what mistakes you are talking about, but you say this before the circus begins and he fires half of them.
The ones that involved allowing former lackeys from previous admins to stick around, any other stupid questions!
 
If she is cruel enough to shoot a puppy she knows how Trump wants to treat migrants
There it is again the big lie, It's illegal immigrants, and letting them stay, taking loads of tax payer dollars, while Vets and American families are on the street was wrong !
 
The ones that involved allowing former lackeys from previous admins to stick around, any other stupid questions!
What "lackeys"? Trump replaced almost everyone except FBI Director who Trump saw as thumbing the election scale by T-bonning Hillary's campaign a week before 2016 voting.

Certainly he replaced DHS secretary at the start of his term, who lasted less than 2 years before he fired her in 2019.


Between all the corruption scandals and difficuty of working for an ignorant, corrupt politico transactionalist very few lasted full 4 years.
 
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What "lackeys"? Trump replaced almost everyone except FBI Director who Trump saw as thumbing the election scale by T-bonning Hillary's campaign a week before 2016 voting.

Certainly he replaced DHS secretary at the start of his term, who lasted less than 2 years before he fired her in 2019.


Between all the corruption scandals and difficuty of working for an ignorant, corrupt politico transactionalist very few lasted full 4 years.
 
Note to mods. The text came from an e-mail I was sent so I don't have a link. It was written by Andy Borowitz.

Consider, for example, the two politicians’ speeches at the NRA’s annual meeting last year in Indianapolis. “With me at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, no one will lay a finger on your firearms,” Trump vowed, drawing predictable applause. Noem, by contrast, shared this nugget about her one-year-old grandchild, Addie: “She already has a shotgun and she already has a rifle and she’s got a little pony named Sparkles, too.” Kristi’s homespun yarn about her granddaughter’s lethal weaponry brought down the house—because, as everyone knows, the only thing that stops a bad one-year-old with a gun is a good one-year-old with a gun.

It's also illuminating to compare Trump’s record in office with Noem’s—specifically, during the pandemic. It was hard to outdo Trump, whose leadership mainly consisted of urging us to ingest bleach, but Kristi managed. In 2020, she scorned the warnings of scientists and invited bikers from across the country to a motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota. At her beckoning, half a million pathogenic hosts arrived on their thundering hogs. Steve Harwell, whose band Smash Mouth entertained at the superspreader event, whipped up his audience by shouting, “Now we're all here together tonight. And we're being human once again. Fuck that COVID shit.”

Alas, fucking that COVID shit came at a price. “South Dakota took the lead for the worst COVID state in America and the third-worst mortality rate in the entire world,” The New York Times reported. According to a National Institutes of Health study, the post-Sturgis outbreak jacked up health care costs by as much as $8.7 billion. Bizarrely, Noem crowed about her management of the pandemic at the following year’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). “I don’t know if you agree with me, but Dr. Fauci is wrong a lot,” she said, earning a standing ovation. Fauci was probably astonished to discover that there was a Republican politician dumber than Rand Paul. (Of course, the pandemic wasn’t the first time Kristi demonstrated a masterful approach to a public health crisis. In 2019 she unveiled a new anti-drug slogan for South Dakota: “Meth: We’re on it.” Since you might be thinking that I made this up, I am offering visual evidence below.)


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The most hilarious thing about this slogan is the (TM), which suggests Kristi was worried some other state might try to steal it.
 

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