My mom can kick your mom's ass

[Paulie]

That being said, a preemptive happy mothers day to all the moms here.

 

[PixieStix]

My Mom can kick my ass

 

[Mr. H.]

I got no ass left...

 

[Big Black Dog]

My Mom used to kick my ass almost daily until I stopped cussing at the breakfast table, putting the cat in the washing machine, and stayed out of the booze cabinet. That was when I was 10. It got a little better with age but not much...