My First Time

[niteowl]

Hi, everybody! I just found this forum, seems interesting.

 

[Sunni Man]

Hi, everybody! I just found this forum, seems interesting.

 

[Ringel05]

Hi, everybody! I just found this forum, seems interesting.

If this is your first time on a political message board of this caliber then you'll need a few items.
First a suit of armor until your skin is a sufficient thickness......

Under that I'd recommend a full body condom to protect against CTDs (Cyber Transmited Dittoheads)

And ultimately a bottle of Brain Bleach...... trust me on this one.

I'm currently running a special on all these items, 25% off for all new members. Act now before the specials are history!

Welcome to the nut house!!

 

[Ancient lion]

welcome

 

[spectrumc01]

It's interesting now, but wait until later.

It's how we do here. We make it look interesting and then when we get you you hooked it's just like a heroin addiction.

 

[Ringel05]

It's interesting now, but wait until later.

It's how we do here. We make it look interesting and then when we get you you hooked it's just like a heroin addiction.

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Everybody up! Morning medication rounds!

 

[masquerade]

... yawns and complains about the need for coffee with palm up accepting morning medication ....

Can I at least get a glass of water to swallow these down?

 

[Ringel05]

... yawns and complains about the need for coffee with palm up accepting morning medication ....

Can I at least get a glass of water to swallow these down?

Water ma'am? Don't touch the stuff, fish fornicate in it.

 

[freedombecki]

Welcome to USMB, niteowl, and good morning. Hope you enjoy the boards.

 

[California Girl]

... yawns and complains about the need for coffee with palm up accepting morning medication ....

Can I at least get a glass of water to swallow these down?

Water? I thought we'd agreed to ban that shit here and stick with vodka?

 

[masquerade]

... yawns and complains about the need for coffee with palm up accepting morning medication ....

Can I at least get a glass of water to swallow these down?

Water? I thought we'd agreed to ban that shit here and stick with vodka?

Right. Damn. I forgot.
This is what happens when Ringel insists on early morning rounds.

 

[Dabs]

Hello0o0o0o0o0o and welcome....to say this place is interesting is the least of it ~LoL~

 

[Sunshine]

... yawns and complains about the need for coffee with palm up accepting morning medication ....

Can I at least get a glass of water to swallow these down?

Water ma'am? Don't touch the stuff, fish fornicate in it.

OK, so that helps me stick to my fluid restriction. Now, if I could just kick the salt habit, I'd have it made! Got any more jewels where that one came from?

 

[hjmick]

"...seems interesting."

Further proof that looks can be deceiving...

 

[Ringel05]

... yawns and complains about the need for coffee with palm up accepting morning medication ....

Can I at least get a glass of water to swallow these down?

Water ma'am? Don't touch the stuff, fish fornicate in it.

OK, so that helps me stick to my fluid restriction. Now, if I could just kick the salt habit, I'd have it made! Got any more jewels where that one came from?

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.