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My conspiracy theory? Kids in Texas were sacrificed for "Defund the Police".

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A gunman crashed a car into a school and within seconds fired shots at a funeral home. Then the gunman immediately entered the building through an unlocked door. Next, the police were called, and they arrived quickly. Then, for some inexplicable reason, the police stood around outside harassing hysterical parents giving the gunman time to kill as many kids as possible. One poor mother was even tazed before she escaped the police barricade, ran into the building and saved her own children. About an hour later, more police arrived and at last entered the building killing the perp.

There is only one logical explanation for the bizarre event. It was to bolster the notion that the police should be defunded. See? the police are no good anyway so why not defund them?
 

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A gunman crashed a car into a school and within seconds fired shots at a funeral home. Then the gunman immediately entered the building through an unlocked door. Next, the police were called, and they arrived quickly. Then, for some inexplicable reason, the police stood around outside harassing hysterical parents giving the gunman time to kill as many kids as possible. One poor mother was even tazed before she escaped the police barricade, ran into the building and saved her own children. About an hour later, more police arrived and at last entered the building killing the perp.

There is only one logical explanation for the bizarre event. It was to bolster the notion that the police should be defunded. See? the police are no good anyway so why not defund them?

Nah

A more persistent question is where did this loser get the funds to buy the guns
 

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A gunman crashed a car into a school and within seconds fired shots at a funeral home. Then the gunman immediately entered the building through an unlocked door. Next, the police were called, and they arrived quickly. Then, for some inexplicable reason, the police stood around outside harassing hysterical parents giving the gunman time to kill as many kids as possible. One poor mother was even tazed before she escaped the police barricade, ran into the building and saved her own children. About an hour later, more police arrived and at last entered the building killing the perp.

There is only one logical explanation for the bizarre event. It was to bolster the notion that the police should be defunded. See? the police are no good anyway so why not defund them?

well, it shows your medications still aren't working.



He entered the school at 11:40, the shooting was over by 11:44.
 
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These are apparently the kinds of police my critics want defending their children. Moreover, the solution in their minds is to take guns away from innocent law-abiding people to make them defenseless against government created monsters.
 

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Go back to bed and hopefully you will be a little more lucid when you get up again. No one really believes these things are evil plots against repubs but they have to say something in defense of caring more about their guns than other people's children.
 
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Washington wants to take away everyone's guns so only government has guns. A killer killing kids is a perfect opportunity to demonstrate that guns in the hands of private citizens are bad. But you have to let that killer kill with the gun first to make the point that only the government should have guns.


Rahm's Rule: 'Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste'.
 

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Washington wants to take away everyone's guns so only government has guns. A killer killing kids is a perfect opportunity to demonstrate that guns in the hands of private citizens are bad. But you have to let that killer kill with the gun first to make the point that only the government should have guns.


Rahm's Rule: 'Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste'.

Oh, get real. We aren't going to change our gun laws over this any more than our last 20 or so mass shootings.

30 years ago, some idiot poisoned the Tylenol, and we now have safety seals on all products.

20 years go, some idiot lit his shoes on fire to bring down an airliner, and we all have to take off our shoes at the airport.

we've had dozens of mass shootings, and we will never be shocked enough to fix the problem.
 
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Police: We followed proper procedure and protocol. See? It says right here in the handbook that while kids are bleeding, pleading for their lives and dying, we should loiter outside and wait for supervisory expertise. It's right there in book. It's no skin off our noses. We did a good job. It's those guns in the hands of the people that are the real problem. Then when all the guns are gone you can defund the police because police will no longer be needed. It will be utopia as government will have all the guns.

Nothing to see here, so move along while we go to collect our pensions.

 

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I swear to GOD, there are times when, after reading some of the shit posted here, I feel dumber for the experience...
 

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Can you imagine if your local fire department had the attitude of the Texas police? They would stand around until your house burned completely instead of going near the flames because that is safer for them. Then you could defund your local fire station because it would no longer be needed.
 

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A gunman crashed a car into a school and within seconds fired shots at a funeral home. Then the gunman immediately entered the building through an unlocked door. Next, the police were called, and they arrived quickly. Then, for some inexplicable reason, the police stood around outside harassing hysterical parents giving the gunman time to kill as many kids as possible. One poor mother was even tazed before she escaped the police barricade, ran into the building and saved her own children. About an hour later, more police arrived and at last entered the building killing the perp.

There is only one logical explanation for the bizarre event. It was to bolster the notion that the police should be defunded. See? the police are no good anyway so why not defund them?

And I thought your election conspiracy theories were batshit.
 

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I swear to GOD, there are times when, after reading some of the shit posted here, I feel dumber for the experience...

You should. What you see on this forum is executive level stupid.

And don't forget, most of these folks are not as crazy as a former President they worship.
 

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