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Exactly, It's the only rational religion.
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more rational theology from the religion of flappadoodles...
dozens of hadiths showing the true psycho lunatic control freak mohamhead. it's difficult to understand how some people can believe this drivel was divinely inspired.
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Qur'an,_Hadith_and_Scholars:Islamic_Silliness
Contents
1 Muhammad humiliates Satan the genie by choking him with his bare hands
2 Water mixed with dead dogs and menstrual clothes still clean
3 Fever comes from the heat of Hell
4 Wicked wigs
5 Divinely cooked & delivered food fixes Prophet's sexual performance problems
6 One-shoe walks outlawed
7 Sheep owners are humble while horse and camel owners are arrogant
8 Let's get to know each other first
9 Say no to green jars and white jars
10 Straighten prayer rows to avoid plastic surgery
11 A drink that gives you wings
12 Holy ride on smelly donkey causes massive shoe fight & obvious Qur'an revelation
13 Sinning with silverware
14 Inanimate objects awaken from their slumber
14.1 Come back!!! Stone stole my clothes
14.2 A crying tree misses the Prophet's sermons
14.3 "La Ilaha Illa Allah," sadomasochistic food glorifies Allah while being eaten
14.4 Trees as informers
14.5 A saluting stone or a delusional Prophet?
14.6 Hellfire complains to Allah
15 Prophet shows how to profit
16 Abdomen contradicts Allah
17 One sneeze, two sneeze, three sneeze, four
18 Allah likes sneezing but hates yawning
19 Allah, rain there, not here!
20 Fight polytheists by trimming moustache
21 Allah loves sneezes (aacchoo!)
22 3x Assalaamu ‘alaykum, may I enter?
23 Interpretation of dreams
24 Allah takes away Prophet's knowledge
25 Pus better than poetry
26 Spit on the left for protection against bad dreams
27 Genetics 101
28 Death be upon you, too
29 Prophetic buttocks
30 Stating the obvious
31 The almighty wind
32 Could someone please lick my hands? Thank you
33 The art of dealing with a fart
34 Hey Muhammad, need a beer?
35 Allah curses tatooed women
36 Angel Gabriel said hello
37 Dye your hair because Jews and Christians don't
38 Izar dragging causes endless descent
39 Greeting order
40 Well hello, hello, hello
41 Poke the Peeping Tom
42 Allah prefers odd numbers
43 Overweight omen
44 Searching for the meaning in life... and 3 stones
45 Travel under giant tree for 1 hour by horse, or 10 minutes on a Corvette
46 Economical dry-cleaning in tough times
47 Annoying in-laws, a universal phenomena
48 Genies like bones and animal dung
49 Incantations while having sex
50 Cover all your bases
51 Devils on a leash
52 Allah's advice to his prophets
53 Prostitutes can stay out of Hell by helping a thirsty dog
54 Bodyguard job: Females need not apply
55 Looking at genitals or talking during sex may cause disabilities for child
56 Say "Allah willing" during intercourse to give birth to Islamic militants
57 Dirty teeth can invalidate a fast
58 "This Muhammad of yours is a dwarf and fat"
59 Watermelons and cucumbers
60 Companions of Muhammad masturbated during Jihad
61 Don't flash Allah
62 Doodling is a sin!
63 Animals and living things
63.1 Muttaqi (God-fearing) monkeys
63.2 Unpaid debt to turn into talking snake on Judgement Day
63.3 Monkeys and pigs are humans who once played music
63.4 Zoophilia pardonable but not homosexuality
63.5 Sheeps prefer female babies
63.6 Have flu? Try fresh camel urine
63.7 Women can woof too
63.8 Goat ate my Qur'an
63.9 Holy cocks and devil donkeys
63.10 The speaking cow
63.11 More horse dung and urine equals more heavenly rewards
63.12 Lost camels can be returned to their owners but not sheep
63.13 A house may be set on fire by a mouse
63.14 Israelites turned into rats
64 Race relations, the Islamic way
65 In a dream, Satan cannot imitate the Prophet
66 Don't be late, the angels are watching
67 Allah wants to see you...naked
68 People are just like camels
69 Flag fixed behind the buttocks
70 Satanic influences
70.1 Satan ties three knots at back of our head while we sleep
70.2 Satan urinated in my ears
70.3 Devil sleeps in our what?
70.4 Satan tries to interrupt Muhammad
70.5 Satan gets unlimited hospital passes
70.6 Satan LOL's at yawning
70.7 Man talks to Satan for 3 nights and Satan steals his food
70.8 Satan farts to the sound of the Adhan
70.9 Babies cry at birth because Satan touches them
71 Call of nature related to offensive and wicked things
72 Islamic Heaven: "appetizing vaginas" and "ever-erect" penises
73 Allah punishes Muhammad for Safiyah's capture by making him fall off a camel
74 Tortured in the grave for peeing on himself
75 Faeces radiates towards Allah
76 Black dogs are devils
77 Playing chess is evil
78 Aminah and her vagina light
79 Free a Muslim slave, and save your private parts
80 Don't ever raise your head
81 He pees like a woman
82 If you disagree with the Qur'an you should go hang yourself
83 Drunk water while standing up? Puke it out!
84 Two things the Prophet loves: perfume and women
85 Don't look up!
86 Masturbation leads to a pregnant hand and too much sex leads to death
87 Muhammad the inadvertent trend-setter has a temper tantrum
88 Wanna have an affair and steal things? Go ahead!
89 Prophet Muhammad's BO-scented perfume, anyone?
90 Moses slaps the Angel of Death
and now the coup de grace, in the year 2012 when science is putting spaceships on mars, delving into DNA genetics, and cold-fusion reactors are almost here, supposedly 1.5 billion people on planet earth worship a rock. yes it's true, mooselimbs pray to a big black stone. a rock mind you, yes a rock.
these are the same fckwits that want to behead you for insulting their psycho lunatic pedophile murdering warlord prophet mohamhead, insulting their pulp fiction holy book, insulting their crappy & creepy gdamn religion, insulting them personally, or just plain not giving up your freedom and submitting to their delusional views of reality.
TO HELL WITH ISLAM