Mortimer is directly GERMANIC

[Mortimer]

23andme says about my mtdna that it dates back to a woman 5000 years ago and that this woman was nordic/germanic, it also further states remains of a wiking warrior with this mtdna were found, and it was a female, the surprise is it was a female but a warrior.

 

[frigidweirdo]

23andme says about my mtdna that it dates back to a woman 5000 years ago and that this woman was nordic/germanic, it also further states remains of a wiking warrior with this mtdna were found, and it was a female, the surprise is it was a female but a warrior.

You're clearly half Chinese, half Martian.