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December 03, 2005
Dante of the Dead - When Zombie Soldiers Attack!
The Few. The Proud. The Undead.
ARE U.S. SOLDIERS zombies? From the Village Voice:
"This is a horror story because most of the characters are Republicans," director Joe Dante announced before the November 13 world premiere of his latest movie, Homecoming, at the Turin Film Festival. Republicans, as it happens, will be the ones who find Homecoming's agitprop premise scariest: In an election year, dead veterans of the current conflict crawl out of their graves and stagger single-mindedly to voting booths so they can eject the president who sent them to fight a war sold on "horseshit and elbow grease."(emphasis added).
At once galvanic and cathartic, Dante's film uncorks the rage that despondent progressives promptly suppressed after last year's election and that has only recently been allowed to color mainstream coverage of presidential untruths and debacles. For all its broad, bludgeoning satire, Homecoming is deadly accurate in skewering the callousness and hypocrisy of the Bush White House and the spin industry in its orbit.
Yikes. Joe Dante has always had a sense of satire. Gremlins is an attack on consumption - one scene never filmed had the gremlins wrecking a McDonalds - they ate everything except the food itself. The 'Burbs mocked narrow-minded suburbia - even if, at the end, the suburbanites were vindicated.
But does Dante realize that in his full-throated attack on Republicans, he calls U.S. soldiers, volunteers all, zombies?
Slate.com picks up on Dante's angle and approves (via NRO):
While Dante's film will no doubt raise hackles, my guess is that most members of the military would get a kick out of this flick that praises the troops in Iraq while offering up the politicians and pundits who sent them there as finger food for the undead.
Because those politicians sent me to die and I'm really upset about it, but thanks for supporting us and our mission in Iraq for oil and Halliburton!
Today, zombies are the perfect metaphor for our soldiers in Iraq: They're shell-shocked, anonymous, and aren't asked to make very many decisions. Unless you personally know a soldier, the war in Iraq has been a zombie war, fought by an uncomplaining, faceless mass wrapped in desert camo and called "our boys."
Like Michael Moore's portrayal of US soldiers as not-too-bright grunts in Farenheit 9/11, these descriptions reveal a pitying kind of contempt for the subjects the writers and directors are supposedly championing. Soldiers are merely another class of victim, the subject of pity rather than the object of their own intelligent decisions. They're shell-shocked, they're zombies, children, the unknowing kill-bots who apparently march straight into enemy fire or landmines (since they make no decisions!). Voiceless dupes.
Zombies aren't known for their elocution - so others speak for them, it would seem.
Note the Village Voice writer's point that this is the uncorking of idealogical rage - not the rage of someone who personally knows anyone serving in Iraq. The Slate writer can only guess that U.S. soldiers will agree with Dante's ultimately demeaning satire, more of an expression of an idealogue's rage than an authentic voice from those who have seen first-hand what most only watch on CNN.
The men and woman of the U.S. military can ill-afford this kind of infantile "sympathy" at the moment.
UPDATE: Welcome InstaPundit readers. Good observation from one comment:
So if US soldiers are zombies, guess what classic movie monster Saddam's victims are?
Invisible men.
All too true. As a class, they're the perfect unperson: inconvienent and inexpedient.
DU
More commentary:
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What I love about these liberal filmmakers (which is, like, all of them) is that they have never gotten past the adolescent idea that what they are doing is the progressive work of genius that tells the real truth about what is going on. It's not. It is just simple boring propaganda that no one wants to see--unless you are an Italian film festival or a self-righteous American Filmmaker. The director of the film says that that the point of his pitiful zombie B-rated flick (I'd give it more of an F for poor imagination) is to inspire other filmmakers to make better versions of films about the atrocities of Iraq.
Perhaps, instead, it should be a wakeup call to right-leaning filmmakers to make films that expose the nonsense these liberals spout. We are already off to a great start with filmmakers like Evan Coyne Maloney with Brainwashing 201 and Michael Moore Hates America by Michael Wilson.
Update: This comment is too funny to leave in the comment section--"Dead peoople voting for Democrats? That's just art imitating life." Here is some video that explains the whole thing.
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Och! Zombies! Really Stupid Media Zombies!
Posted by Will Collier · 3 December 2005
This Grady Hendrix review in Slate, of a schlocky Joe Dante flick that hardly anybody will actually watch, contains possibly the most ignorant and offensive collection of sentences that I've read in the last decade:
Today, zombies are the perfect metaphor for our soldiers in Iraq: They're shell-shocked, anonymous, and aren't asked to make very many decisions. Unless you personally know a soldier, the war in Iraq has been a zombie war, fought by an uncomplaining, faceless mass wrapped in desert camo and called "our boys." We talk about them all the timesupporting them, criticizing them, speaking for thembut we don't really have a clue as to what's on their minds. They often seem like disposable units sent to enforce the will of our country. But what if they come back and they're different? What if they come back and don't want to follow orders anymore?Grady, if that's what you really think about American soldiers, you need to get out more.
My brother-in-law served in the Iraq invasion, and spent a year after that getting shot at in Balad. A year later, he went to Afghanistan, and he's back there now, having just returned from a two-week leave. He got to see his youngest son at Thanksgiving, after missing eight of the first nine months of the little guy's life (he missed the second year of his older son's life while in Iraq). Matt is a polymath who holds a couple of advanced degrees, and is one of those people who knows something--and usually a lot--about nearly any topic. His list of hobbies is exhausting for me to even think about, not even mentioning his actual job. In a battle of wits, I feel very secure in flatly declaring that he'd bury Grady Hendrix, or any other elitist mediot snob, in much the same way that USC demolished UCLA this afternoon.
Makes me wonder if Grady has ever actually met any soldiers. No, wait, I don't wonder about that. Based on the above, I think I'm safe in assuming that the majority of this guy's knowlege of the US Army came from watching a rerun of "Platoon" in his dorm room, in between bong hits. His herd-following denunciation of people with more guts, more brains, and more character than, well, virtually everybody in journalism isn't terribly surprising, now that I think about it.
Judging by this and other insipid and rote mediot dismissals of intelligence in the military, if there are any brainless zombies walking around loose today, they're most likely to be found in newsrooms, not in the armed services.