More Democratic Party Demands for Re-Counts Coming

[Bush92]

Will the Democrats stop when the 2016 recount is finished? Rumor has it the want MORE recounts!

1.) How did that all white team from Hickory High beat the black team in the movie Hoosiers?
Democrats demand Hollywood recount the baskets made in the game! Waaaaaaa!
2.) How did Coke beat Pepsi in the taste challange? We demand a recount! Waaaaaa!
3.) How did America get 9 states to ratify that horrible document we hate, the Constitution? We demand a recount! Waaaaaaaa!
4.) How did Socialist Eugene V. Debs lose in 1912? We demand a recount! Waaaaaa!
5.) How did the USSR lose the Cold War? We demand a do over! Waaaa!

 

[S.J.]

They'll never stop, they'll whine and bitch and moan until they get their way or die of old age.

 

[Ozone]

my theory is this:
1. because white privilege
2. because coke is literally hitler
3. because negro slaves don't get to vote
4. because abortion wasn't yet legal
5. because trump and putin are closet gay lovers