Moooch Obama Breaks Hearts With Final Vogue Cover As First Lady (photos - barf alert)

[GLASNOST]

She is elegant because of photographic manipulation.

You are MUCH too kind.

... photographic manipulation. Which is a huge contrast to those photos that have not been manipulated.

Ain't that the truth!

 

[mdk]

I think she looks quite lovely. Ivory is certainly a fetching color on her.

 

[bodecea]

Well what would one expect from a HuffPost article?

HuffPo ^

Looking ethereal in a white Carolina Herrera gown, she is, as usual, the epitome of elegance and grace. Aptly calling her America’s “Mother-in-Chief,” the story followed Obama in the months leading up to Election Day......BARF!!!!!!

A few chosen comments....

Bet she broke some cameras as well, during the photo shoot.

Talk about abuse of photoshop!

I look forward to the same glowing cover stories covering the FLOTUS-elect.....Yeah. right!

Bigfoot! They found Bigfoot!

They had to tone down his/her mussels!

The big question needing media attention is where Moochelle’s mama gonna live when she gets thrown out of the White House by a real First Family?


She didn't do anything but whine and trash America

Sorry, no glamour found here. There is not any spark of joyful or happy to be found

And the beat goes on...need more comments?

Well, we know what kind of pics we get with the incoming 1st lady.......pics not to be shown to a young audience.

 

[mdk]

She is elegant because of photographic manipulation. Which is a huge contrast to those photos that have not been manipulated.

I think you're just cross b/c you don't show up on film. lol

 

[Iceweasel]

I think she looks quite lovely. Ivory is certainly a fetching color on her.

You see, a straight guy would have said 'white'. Not my definition of lovely though.

 

[mdk]

I think she looks quite lovely. Ivory is certainly a fetching color on her.

You see, a straight guy would have said 'white'. Not my definition of lovely though.

I see all the colors of the rainbow and then some.

 

[rightwinger]

Republicans select a former prostitute as First Lady and they have the balls to rip Michelle Obama

Given the choice of that former prostitute or Moochelle 'the gorilla' as a virgin ......... which one would you rather be standing under the mistletoe with?

Michelle Obama is one of the most attractive First Ladies in recent history. She may not meet the standards of a former porn star and prostitute, but she is a beautiful woman

 

[bodecea]

Republicans select a former prostitute as First Lady and they have the balls to rip Michelle Obama

Given the choice of that former prostitute or Moochelle 'the gorilla' as a virgin ......... which one would you rather be standing under the mistletoe with?

Michelle Obama is one of the most attractive First Ladies in recent history. She may not meet the standards of a former porn star and prostitute, but she is a beautiful woman

I have a feeling that we have not heard the last of Michelle Obama.

 

[OldLady]

Republicans select a former prostitute as First Lady and they have the balls to rip Michelle Obama

Given the choice of that former prostitute or Moochelle 'the gorilla' as a virgin ......... which one would you rather be standing under the mistletoe with?

Michelle Obama is one of the most attractive First Ladies in recent history. She may not meet the standards of a former porn star and prostitute, but she is a beautiful woman

I have a feeling that we have not heard the last of Michelle Obama.

If only we'd heard the last of the posters on this thread.
Nope, no reason to worry about Steve Bannon as Chief Strategist, folks. There's no Alt-Right and there's only about six racists left in the country.
LMFAO

 

[Iceweasel]

If only we'd heard the last of the posters on this thread.
Nope, no reason to worry about Steve Bannon as Chief Strategist, folks. There's no Alt-Right and there's only about six racists left in the country.
LMFAO

Define alt-right. Sounds a lot like "dirty jew".

 

[rdean]

You gotta admit, Trump's wife is the sexiest first lady ever. And I mean that in a slutty, grab her by the pu$$y sort of way. Ka Bam! Bang it!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Republicans select a former prostitute as First Lady and they have the balls to rip Michelle Obama

Given the choice of that former prostitute or Moochelle 'the gorilla' as a virgin ......... which one would you rather be standing under the mistletoe with?

Michelle Obama is one of the most attractive First Ladies in recent history. She may not meet the standards of a former porn star and prostitute, but she is a beautiful woman

That's why big moo has been consistently referred to as an orc, a wookie, a cow. Now you can run around pretending this sow is in any way basically attractive but it won't work. Her own fuck has had his eye on other women all through their sham marriage. He made such a fool of himself at Mandela 's funeral over some Swedish pastry the big moo almost divorced him.

 

[rdean]

Republicans select a former prostitute as First Lady and they have the balls to rip Michelle Obama

Given the choice of that former prostitute or Moochelle 'the gorilla' as a virgin ......... which one would you rather be standing under the mistletoe with?

Michelle Obama is one of the most attractive First Ladies in recent history. She may not meet the standards of a former porn star and prostitute, but she is a beautiful woman

That's why big moo has been consistently referred to as an orc, a wookie, a cow. Now you can run around pretending this sow is in any way basically attractive but it won't work. Her own fuck has had his eye on other women all through their sham marriage. He made such a fool of himself at Mandela 's funeral over some Swedish pastry the big moo almost divorced him.

Wow, you really thought that one out didn't you? I must say, you have a somewhat naughty imagination yourself.

 

[GLASNOST]

 

[Iceweasel]

You gotta admit, Trump's wife is the sexiest first lady ever. And I mean that in a slutty, grab her by the pu$$y sort of way. Ka Bam! Bang it!

I'll take the one on the bottom right, thank you.

 

[rdean]

Is Harvard on Canal Street?

 

[rdean]

You gotta admit, Trump's wife is the sexiest first lady ever. And I mean that in a slutty, grab her by the pu$$y sort of way. Ka Bam! Bang it!

I'll take the one on the bottom right, thank you.

Me too. But I would use two Trojans just to make sure.
Two dollars to get it, 20 to get rid of it.

 

[Iceweasel]

You gotta admit, Trump's wife is the sexiest first lady ever. And I mean that in a slutty, grab her by the pu$$y sort of way. Ka Bam! Bang it!

I'll take the one on the bottom right, thank you.

Me too. But I would use two Trojans just to make sure.
Two dollars to get it, 20 to get rid of it.

You'd drink her bathwater and you know it.

 

[2aguy]

Republicans select a former prostitute as First Lady and they have the balls to rip Michelle Obama

Given the choice of that former prostitute or Moochelle 'the gorilla' as a virgin ......... which one would you rather be standing under the mistletoe with?

Michelle Obama is one of the most attractive First Ladies in recent history. She may not meet the standards of a former porn star and prostitute, but she is a beautiful woman

Again......why is RuPaul on the cover of that magazine? That is the most manly woman I have ever seen if it isn't actually RuPaul....

 

[2aguy]

Republicans select a former prostitute as First Lady and they have the balls to rip Michelle Obama

Given the choice of that former prostitute or Moochelle 'the gorilla' as a virgin ......... which one would you rather be standing under the mistletoe with?

Michelle Obama is one of the most attractive First Ladies in recent history. She may not meet the standards of a former porn star and prostitute, but she is a beautiful woman

That's why big moo has been consistently referred to as an orc, a wookie, a cow. Now you can run around pretending this sow is in any way basically attractive but it won't work. Her own fuck has had his eye on other women all through their sham marriage. He made such a fool of himself at Mandela 's funeral over some Swedish pastry the big moo almost divorced him.

I have to disagree. I strongly suspect obama is on the down low....and that michelle is the most manly looking woman he could tolerate to procreate with to have a couple of children for the political needs they would have....