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Major league Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred declared today that the MLB will be renamed the MLBTQ+.
"This is our new logo!", declared Rob. "Although we all may not be sure we know what all the abbreviations stand for, what is important is that the world understands what Major League Baseball is all about, which is diverse sex no matter the type, aside from the pedo thingy............that is unless you are a Muslim like Mohammad loving on 6 year old girls, but I think that is only common sense."
No word yet on whether MLB will celebrate the fact that Mohammad married a 6 year old girl in the name of furthering their drive for religious sexual diversity and inclusion in the pursuit of the sexually diverse thingy. What is known is that umpires for the coming All Star Game will be required to wear high heels and a dress or face termination of employment.
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