Luddly Neddite Diamond Member Sep 14, 2011 63,947 9,980 2,040 Mar 17, 2015 #1 Mitt Romney to Fight Evander Holyfield in Charity Bout "It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious" Forget about Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather, the real fight of the century is scheduled for May 15 when Mitt Romney enters the ring to battle Evander Holyfield in Salt Lake City. Yes, you read that right. Romney, the former Massachusetts governor, and Holyfield, the five-time heavyweight titleholder who smacked around the likes of Mike Tyson and George Foreman, are going to lace up gloves and duke it out in a charity exhibition. ... “It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious,” Romney told the Salt Lake City Tribune. “It won’t be much of a fight. We’ll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit.” A portion of the proceeds will help support Charity Vision, which provides doctors and facilities in poverty-stricken areas with equipment and resources to carry out eye operations. I wouldn't think Holyfield would actually hit him very hard.
Mitt Romney to Fight Evander Holyfield in Charity Bout "It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious" Forget about Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather, the real fight of the century is scheduled for May 15 when Mitt Romney enters the ring to battle Evander Holyfield in Salt Lake City. Yes, you read that right. Romney, the former Massachusetts governor, and Holyfield, the five-time heavyweight titleholder who smacked around the likes of Mike Tyson and George Foreman, are going to lace up gloves and duke it out in a charity exhibition. ... “It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious,” Romney told the Salt Lake City Tribune. “It won’t be much of a fight. We’ll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit.” A portion of the proceeds will help support Charity Vision, which provides doctors and facilities in poverty-stricken areas with equipment and resources to carry out eye operations. I wouldn't think Holyfield would actually hit him very hard.
Asclepias Diamond Member Aug 3, 2013 114,820 18,670 2,195 Breathing rarified air. Mar 17, 2015 #3 I hope white people don't riot if Holyfield wins.
DigitalDrifter Diamond Member Feb 22, 2013 50,148 28,774 2,605 Oregon Mar 17, 2015 #4 I heard about this, this morning and assumed it was an early April 1st joke.