No, I trick moron fanbois into being asses ... which is fun when you're a geek like me and bored out of your skull or taking a break from writing ... well I program database interfaces and web access code. You are proving to be a fanboi the more you go after OOo just because it doesn't act the way you are use to.

Seriously, anything you can find in your precious MS-Office ... OOo can do, as can a million other office packages, OOo is just my personal favorite. But don't take my word for it ... look on programmer sites all over the net, even ZDNet has written good revues ... but meh ...
If you don't want to hear bad things about your god, then don't say bad things about my personal favorite OS, it's simple.
How the fuck am I a fanboy? I was going to switch to Ubuntu because of the great reviews, and all I wanted was Microsoft Office to still work.
Let me make something perfectly clear to you: MY WORK REQUIRES ME TO USE ADD-INS THAT ARE DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR OUR OFFICE THAT PRINT REPORTS WITH IN THE EXACT FORMAT WE ARE REQUIRED TO PRINT SAID REPORTS IN. Why in the God's fucking name would I waste my time finding add-ins to do that for me when I am provided Microsoft Office AND these add-ins for free? I wouldn't. It makes zero sense.
Furthermore, I tried Open Office. I did not like it. Period. Does that make me less intelligent than you? No. It means I prefer something different. So please refrain from being a colossal bitch and attacking my intelligence because I don't bow before you. It's really fucking lame.
But I digress. How am I a fanboy when I was willing to switch? I haven't even purchased Windows Vista, much less Windows 7. I've been running the Windows 7 Beta for almost a year, and I have no intentions of buying it. My company will provide it for free when I'm ready to install it. I may still switch to Ubuntu, when I have the will to backup my HDD. But guess what, I still won't install Open Office. It's doodoo, in spite of what the reviews say. I'm taking the "unpopular opinion." I'm basing it on the fact that those reviews have lied in the past, so clearly they are lying now. Period. There's no way to refute that, lest you negate your entire bullshit rant in this thread.