Merlin1047 in the Hospital

[fuzzykitten99]

And don't forget Rodney Carrington and Dennis Leary. They're pretty funny. Some of their stuff is "adult" though. Not for the kiddies.

oh yeah! I almost forgot Leary! I have both "Lock 'n Load" and "No Cure for Cancer", though the latter title may not be the greatest spirit-lifter

i also like Elvira Kurt, and some of Chris Rock's earlier stuff is f-ing hilarious!

also, ya know how on one of Leary's CDs, he says "www.whatthefuck.com"? that's an actual website, and its owned by a guy i dated in HS.

 

[007]

Thanks, but we've come to the conclusion that there's not much point in that. Seems my antibodies object strenuously to foreign platelets and we've stopped infusion to see if they'll settle down and let my body begin to remanufacture its own.

If ever the need, I'm an O-neg blood type. The "universal donor". I'd be more than happy to fix you up with some. Guaranteed clean!

 

[007]

Thought this was kinda good Melin1047...

What Cancer Cannot Do

Cancer is so limited----

It cannot cripple love
It cannot shatter hope
It cannot corrode faith
It cannot destroy peace
It cannot kill friendship
It cannot suppress memories
It cannot silence courage
It cannot invade the soul
It cannot steal eternal life
It cannot conquer the spirit.

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